Oh here it goes @Nina: Take a shot everytime the cast mentions how sad it is that Eric or Jenny cannot be here today, followed by a lame-ass excuse.
Take a shot whenever Blair uses Chuck's name as a cuss word.
And take a shot whenever Dorota pats her belly and you remember she's pregnant.
Oooh I've got another one, @Nina: Take a shot everytime someone enters Serena's or Blair's penthouse even though they're not invited and the doorman hasn't notified them. Seriously, ever heard of home security?
...which change every episode by the way.
@Nina: And take a shot when Blair goes to one of her many loverboys' flats unannounced to tell them her true feelings.
@Nina: Take a shot everytime new family relations are discovered.
Serena: Hi, I'm looking for a girl called Amanda. Last name Huggenkiss!
Dan: Whoever this is, stop calling me already!
Blair *thinking*: If Dan hadn't been there all those years ago to save Serena from getting run over by a cab, he probably wouldn't have been so in love with her in the first place and Serena wouldn't want to be with him now. It's time to finish the job...
Serena: Hello? Dan? What do you mean, Blair's trying to get rid of me...?
Dan: Did I ever tell you that Cedric is actually a wizard? Yes, he competed in a tournament - the triwizard tournament! He was a real champion...
Blair: Humphrey, if you're implying that you named your cabbage patch kid after a character Rob Patterson played when you were 15, I'll go sit somewhere else.
Blair: I can't sleep. Tell me about your cabbage patch kid again...
Dan: Cedric? Well, he's turning 18 in a couple of months which means he'll actually be an adult. Can you believe it? To me he'll always be the little baby we got at that garage sale...
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