Dan: ... I used to have a whole family of cabbage patch kids you know. Cedric is just the only one who remained after Dad had to send the others to a farm to recover from the flu...
This is the last call for passengers Mr and Mrs Grimaldi! Your flight to Bali is leaving in ten minutes. Please proceed to gate D34.
Dan: Blair, wake up!
Blair: What? Is our plane to the Dominican Republic leaving?
Dan: ...Sure! Come on!
Gossipy teen walking by 1: OMG it's Dan Humphrey!
Gossipy teen walking by 2: And he's here with ... Who's that?
Gossipy teen walking by 1: dark hair, underdressed... Must be that Brooklyn girl Vanessa!
Blair's face: :-O
Dan: So, Blair... You know technically it's your wedding night...
Blair: Don't even think about it.
Dan *thinking*: uh oh... My arm is starting to feel a little numb. And Blair could be asleep for hours... There's only one way out of this - the Hug and Roll!
Reaction to 90210's 4th season.
Reaction to "The Back Up Dan"
Reaction to the writers' attempt to keep Blair and Chuck apart for no apparent reason. Again.
Reaction to Joshua Safran's announcement of taking over the show for good.
Face it people, Georgina isn't Gossip Girl she only took over the site when she saw Gossip Girl had vanished. To me it's been clear from the start of the whole series: We will never find out who Gossip Girl is!
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