Nelly: So, Hurricane Sandy is coming to town.
Serena: For some reason I'm more worried about Hurricane Sage right now...
Nelly: So why is some completely inexperienced 17-year-old girl the center piece model now?
Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.
Serena: *looking at Sage in her underwear* Wow, Jennifer Lawrence's seat behind me is still empty and this already feels like The Hunger Games.
Serena: Can't believe I got a first row seat in a fashion show.
Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?
Serena: You know, when I was Sage's age, I was modeling for Waldorf Designs, too.
Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.
Dan: We live in a world where Chuck Bass gets the girl and I don't!
Georgina: No, Humphrey, we live in a world where your dad is hittin' that before you did.
Dan: And then I caught my dad and Ivy Dickens in bed together! My dad, the failed rockstar is sleeping with a 20-something-year-old con-artist who hooked up with ME only a year ago and then tricked his wife into giving her their apartment! How does that even happen?
Georgina: Um, have you heard her voice?!
Dan: Look, I'm just saying - I could totally pull off purple socks.
Dan: So then I said: "If tights are not pants, why do they also call them pantyhose?" Before I knew it, she dumped me and went back to Chuck.
Georgina: I will never understand why you used to work for a fashion magazine!
Dan: I'm telling you - it's THIS big!
Georgina: You're talking about your ego, right?
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