Ivy: ...so you just repeat these moves with your hands over and over again, and that's basically the whole dance! Gosh I still can't believe you guys don't know the Macarena!
Lily: What are you even doing here? This is a family event.
Ivy: I can explain everything!
Serena: Just please don't tell me you're related to us as well. I've already got way too many people on my Christmas shopping list.
Ivy: I know this isn't a good time to drop a bomb like this on you, but... I am the real Serena. We were switched at birth! So yes... you can call me Serena!
Ivy: You don't understand! Please hear me out! I had just left the Upper East Side and I had no where to go. I just felt so lonely. I decided I needed things to change. It just seemed like a good idea at the time...
Lily: Well, that's hardly a good excuse to dye your hair ginger, young lady!
Oh here it goes @Nina: Take a shot everytime the cast mentions how sad it is that Eric or Jenny cannot be here today, followed by a lame-ass excuse.
Take a shot whenever Blair uses Chuck's name as a cuss word.
And take a shot whenever Dorota pats her belly and you remember she's pregnant.
Oooh I've got another one, @Nina: Take a shot everytime someone enters Serena's or Blair's penthouse even though they're not invited and the doorman hasn't notified them. Seriously, ever heard of home security?
Blair *thinking*: If Dan hadn't been there all those years ago to save Serena from getting run over by a cab, he probably wouldn't have been so in love with her in the first place and Serena wouldn't want to be with him now. It's time to finish the job...
Dan: Did I ever tell you that Cedric is actually a wizard? Yes, he competed in a tournament - the triwizard tournament! He was a real champion...
Blair: Humphrey, if you're implying that you named your cabbage patch kid after a character Rob Patterson played when you were 15, I'll go sit somewhere else.
Blair: I can't sleep. Tell me about your cabbage patch kid again...
Dan: Cedric? Well, he's turning 18 in a couple of months which means he'll actually be an adult. Can you believe it? To me he'll always be the little baby we got at that garage sale...
Blair: Zzzzz...
Dan: ... I used to have a whole family of cabbage patch kids you know. Cedric is just the only one who remained after Dad had to send the others to a farm to recover from the flu...
Gossipy teen walking by 1: OMG it's Dan Humphrey!
Gossipy teen walking by 2: And he's here with ... Who's that?
Gossipy teen walking by 1: dark hair, underdressed... Must be that Brooklyn girl Vanessa!
Blair's face: :-O
Dan *thinking*: uh oh... My arm is starting to feel a little numb. And Blair could be asleep for hours... There's only one way out of this - the Hug and Roll!
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 197
Ivy: Then why did you hire me?
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 197
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 197
Ivy: I can explain everything!
Serena: Just please don't tell me you're related to us as well. I've already got way too many people on my Christmas shopping list.
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 197
Lily: Well, that's hardly a good excuse to dye your hair ginger, young lady!
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
Take a shot whenever Blair uses Chuck's name as a cuss word.
And take a shot whenever Dorota pats her belly and you remember she's pregnant.
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
Gossip Girl Review: World War Waldorf
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Dan: Whoever this is, stop calling me already!
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 196
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Blair: Humphrey, if you're implying that you named your cabbage patch kid after a character Rob Patterson played when you were 15, I'll go sit somewhere else.
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Dan: Cedric? Well, he's turning 18 in a couple of months which means he'll actually be an adult. Can you believe it? To me he'll always be the little baby we got at that garage sale...
Blair: Zzzzz...
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 194
Dan: Blair, wake up!
Blair: What? Is our plane to the Dominican Republic leaving?
Dan: ...Sure! Come on!
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Gossipy teen walking by 2: And he's here with ... Who's that?
Gossipy teen walking by 1: dark hair, underdressed... Must be that Brooklyn girl Vanessa!
Blair's face: :-O
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Blair: Don't even think about it.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 194
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 194