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1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 129

   11/13/2010 11:24 AM
   
   Blair: (to Chuck) Phone sex while you actually being here is one of the lamest thing I heard but then again, it's one of the best games we ever did.

2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 33

   11/10/2010 2:44 AM
   
   Jeremy: What's that smell?
   Bonnie: OHGOD. It's not me okay?

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

   11/1/2010 9:27 AM
   
   Colin: If only I can find her other boob...

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 102

   5/8/2010 9:08 AM
   
   William: I peed in the bed for years. Now, I am sober and free!

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 99

   4/21/2010 10:17 AM
   
   Blair: That could've been us but you sold me, remember?

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 92

   2/26/2010 10:09 PM
   
   Chuck: Honestly Blair, I miss my scarves.

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 88

   1/30/2010 7:53 AM
   
   Blair: No Chuck. I will not let you buy that scarf.
   Chuck: What the...

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 85

   1/9/2010 10:58 AM
   
   Rufus: This is what they call a paparazzi Serena. You have to stay away from them.
   Serena: But they're so shiny!

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 84

   1/6/2010 7:10 AM
   
   Dorota: So Miss Serena... How does it feel like snagging the bad boy, working as an assistant, dating for a job, seducing a married politician and having your knight in shining armani all in one season?
   Serena: Woah. I never thought of it that way.
   Blair: Dorota, aren't you gonna ask me what I did this season?

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/14/2009 10:06 AM
    
    Nate: Dude. Stop turning me on.

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/12/2009 10:40 AM
    
    Nate: Oh GOD! Don't tell me that's what you looked like when you had a threesome!
    Dan: Why? What's wrong with it?
    Nate: That answers you question if you'll gonna have one again.
    Dan: It's such a turn-on right?
    Nate: No. The future don't look THAT good.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/12/2009 10:37 AM
    
    Nate: What the hell is that?
    Dan: What? What is it?
    Nate: Nah. My bad. It's just your face.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 74

    10/23/2009 9:48 AM
    
    V: The VIP invitation in Chuck's opening night for his new bar is in one of the croissants. Choose wisely.
    B: Are you kidding me?!

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 73

    10/17/2009 7:10 AM
    
    S: You know why being on a wedding is so hard for me?
    C: Because you've already seen them all fail?
    S: Of course not! Bridesmaid dresses doesn't give enough support to my twins.
    C: Oh.

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72

    10/9/2009 12:01 PM
    
    Gossip Girl: Spotted. Lonely Boy and Olivia Burke holding coffee in one hand while their hearts in another. Since Lonely Boy has permanently claimed his seat in the Upper East Side, it looks like he is buying his one way trip to Hollywood. Be careful Lonely Boy, she might just end up in your naughty list.

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70

    9/27/2009 7:06 AM
    
    Well. Well. Well. For the first time, you look like failure.

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70

    9/27/2009 7:05 AM
    
    Well B, all reign ends. Face it, you are not queen anymore. Your time is up.

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 69

    9/19/2009 3:19 AM
    
    Girl: (whispers) Who knew a guy like me could get a "Chuck Bass".
    Chuck: ... aren't you supposed to say a girl?
    Girl: No, I was a guy before.
    Chuck: ...

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 67

    9/5/2009 5:44 AM
    
    Serena: When I look into Chuck's eyes, I see something.
    Dan: (stares at Chuck trying to find out) I can't see it.
    Chuck: What do you see now my beloved sister? My good looks, my amazing personality? or you just fell for me?
    Serena: Nah, it's just me. Wow, I look great!

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66

    8/31/2009 2:21 AM
    
    Serena: Uhmmm... does this mean I have a new number? Darn it, I just memorized the old one. Text me!

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 63

    8/7/2009 9:54 AM
    
    Nate: I guess your dreams came true tonight.
    Blair: ...that makes me sad.
    Nate: Why? Isn't this all you ever wanted?
    Blair: It is but in the morning, everyone wakes up to face reality.

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 63

    8/7/2009 8:55 AM
    
    Nate: Blair, wake up! The credits are over.
    Blair: Yes Nate, you are so over. You and me are over.

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62

    8/2/2009 5:23 AM
    
    Serena: Guys? what is this? why is chuck like this?!?
    Eric: It's chuck's debut in the porn industry!
    Jenny: ...And according to the statistics for this week, i think he's gonna be huge!
    Jonathan: ...So Serena, want to be famous too?
    

24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/24/2009 12:00 PM
    
    S: Chuck? Blair? What the---?
    D: I never knew they could bend like that. Is that even normal?
    S: They're Chuck and Blair. duh.
    D: I never thought... Well... Twister hadn't been this exciting for a long time...
    S: (grabs D) So what are you waiting for, we'll join them!

25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/24/2009 11:34 AM
    
    D: (to himself) Maybe if I'm really discreet, she won't notice my deed. (fart)
    S: (shocked)(to herself) I smell rotten eggs, is it just me?