Blair: (to Chuck) Phone sex while you actually being here is one of the lamest thing I heard but then again, it's one of the best games we ever did.
Jeremy: What's that smell?
Bonnie: OHGOD. It's not me okay?
Colin: If only I can find her other boob...
William: I peed in the bed for years. Now, I am sober and free!
Blair: That could've been us but you sold me, remember?
Chuck: Honestly Blair, I miss my scarves.
Blair: No Chuck. I will not let you buy that scarf.
Chuck: What the...
Rufus: This is what they call a paparazzi Serena. You have to stay away from them.
Serena: But they're so shiny!
Dorota: So Miss Serena... How does it feel like snagging the bad boy, working as an assistant, dating for a job, seducing a married politician and having your knight in shining armani all in one season?
Serena: Woah. I never thought of it that way.
Blair: Dorota, aren't you gonna ask me what I did this season?
Nate: Dude. Stop turning me on.
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