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1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

   1/27/2011 11:03 PM
   
   Blake: Grats, Leighton! I heard you were going to be in the new OMFG Campaign posters. I'm so jealous!
   Leighton: ... Just what did you hear about the campaign?
   Blake: That it was going to rival The Vampire Diaries "Catch VD" campaign. I heard the poster was going to say, "Watch Gossip Girl. Enjoy your BJ." And you were the main focus on the poster.
   Leighton: ... You haven't heard who else is in it?
   Blake: Isn't it you and Jack? I mean, I know you and Chuck were supposed to be endgame, but they're already flirting with Dair and you have great chemistry with Desmond Harrington. And everyone was wondering about the two of since season 2 and New Year's.
   Leighton: Jack isn't the J in the BJ, Blake. I'll give you a clue on who the J is. Tim Gunn doesn't like it, it's a raccoon, its knowledge of geography sucks, and it makes me want to die.

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

   1/25/2011 2:53 AM
   
   @ GossipGleek- thank you! I've just started watching The Vampire Diaries and Damon Salvatore is undoubtedly my favorite character. I'd totally die for him too :)

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

   1/25/2011 2:50 AM
   
   Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here and I've got sizzling news to share: S and B are fighting over a guy again.
   Serena: Darena!
   Blair: Dair!
   Serena: Darena is DeStiny!
   Blair: Dare to Dair! Dair has flare!
   Gossip Girl: Move over, Nate. You're no longer the only guy that came between these two BFF's.
   Serena: Damon is my soulmate. He wants a good girl that he can devote his immortal lifetime to saving. Plus, I have dopplegangers! Or at least girls who always pretend to be me.
   Blair: Ha! Damon already has that Elena chick that he has to spend his time protecting and she's already a doppleganger. He needs a conniving schemer to spend his lifetime with. Damon needs someone who can get down and dirty with him!
   Gossip Girl: Silly Upper East Siders. You didn't really think Lonely Boy was the "Da" in Darena and Dair, did you? And, unlike Lonely Boy, I hear Damon Salvatore is worth dying for. XOXO- Gossip Girl.
   
   * Changed the beginning so it flows better

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

   1/24/2011 4:33 AM
   
   Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here. Spotted: S and B fighting over a guy again.
   Serena: Darena!
   Blair: Dair!
   Serena: Darena is DeStiny!
   Blair: Dare to Dair! Dair has flare!
   Gossip Girl: Move over, Nate. You're no longer the only guy that got between these two BFF's.
   Serena: Damon is my soulmate. He wants a good girl that he can devote his immortal lifetime to saving. Plus, I have dopplegangers! Or at least girls who always pretend to be me.
   Blair: Ha! Damon already has that Elena chick that he has to spend his time protecting and she's already a doppleganger. He needs a conniving schemer to spend his lifetime with. Damon needs someone who can get down and dirty with him!
   Gossip Girl: Silly Upper East Siders. You didn't really think Lonely Boy was the "Da" in Darena and Dair, did you? And, unlike Lonely Boy, we hear Damon Salvatore is worth dying for. XOXO- Gossip Girl.

5. Did Ricky Gervais Cross the Line as Golden Globes Host?

   1/19/2011 1:56 AM
   
   He was hilarious. But I only saw the beginning 5 minutes monologue on Hulu. I generally don't consider award shows worthy of the time to watch. But I love looking at the magazines later on to see all the fashion and to check the online sites to see who won. Spending three plus hours to see 20 awards doled out or whatever number it was is just too long for me.

6. 2011 Golden Globe Awards: Who Won?

   1/17/2011 1:04 AM
   
   Golden Globes is a semi-joke in the awards community. Look at some of the nominations (The Tourist noms, for example).
   
   Grats to the winners and those who got nominated but it doesn't seem to mean much when one looks at those that were nominated and who did win.

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

   1/17/2011 12:56 AM
   
   Blair: Wow, Humphrey, you look like crap. What did you do last night?
   Dan: Nate and I were out partying. We ended up in Brooklyn.
   Blair: Brooklyn- gross.
   Dan: And then we picked up Vanessa and hung out with her.
   Blair: It just got grosser.
   Dan: And then Vanessa and I convinced Nate that the third person doesn't have to be a stranger. But now Vanessa's mad at us because she thinks we ignored her during our threesome. And this morning my minister told me I have to wear a scarlet A on my shirt so that's why I need the stapler.

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

   1/16/2011 6:37 AM
   
   Dan: I need the stapler really fast. I have to put these papers together and mail them in by the end of today.
   Blair: What are they?
   Dan: Adoption papers. Nate's gonna adopt Cedric so that we can be a happy, loving family together.

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

   1/16/2011 6:36 AM
   
   TheYalier- thanks! I wasn't very inspired last time but I'm very inspired this time with this Blair and Dan picture.

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/16/2011 1:11 AM
    
    Dan: I need the stapler to staple my fairy tale together. I'm entering it in a contest for the magazine.
    Blair: What's it about?
    Dan: It's about a girl named Danielle Humpsalot and a Prince named Nicolas. Nicolas was dating an evil witch named Brook, but then he fell in love with Danielle Humpsalot. Brook then conspires with the dark knight Charlie Trout to break them up but then they just end up falling in love with each other in their own twisted way.
    Blair: Is there a good princess named Selena? Is there a troll named Valerie in it?
    Dan: Yeah! How'd you know?

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/16/2011 12:56 AM
    
    Dan: I need the stapler to staple my fairy tale together. I'm entering it in a contest for the magazine.
    Blair: What's it about?
    Dan: It's about a girl named Danielle Humpalot and a Prince named Nicolas. Nicolas was dating an evil witch named Brook, but then he fell in love with Danielle Humpalot. Brook then conspires with the dark knight Charlie Trout to break them up but then they just end up falling in love with each other in their own twisted way.
    Blair: Is there a troll named Valerie in it?
    Dan: Yeah! How'd you know?

12. CBS President Admits to Major Concern Over Charlie Sheen

    1/15/2011 11:01 PM
    
    Unless there's a clause in the contract about them having the right to fire him for drinking too much and partying with porn stars and domestic abuse, they have no right to fire him. If they fire him when he does his job, can't he sue them since, as stated, he is doing his job? It's even specifically stated his lawyers stepped in on his behalf. Contract renewal time, though, would be their chance to change things and show they care more than the money he brings in.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 9:47 PM
    
    Dan: Nate and I both slept with Serena. And we both slept with Vanessa. I want to share one more girl with him.
    Blair: Forget it Humphrey. You will never have me.
    Dan: I wasn't talking about you. I was referring to Juliet. Do you know where she is?

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 9:47 PM
    
    Blair: Hey, why does this stapler say property of Mrs. Nathaniel Archibald?
    Dan: Hey! That's mine! Give it to me!
    
    (last time I'm changing it- sounds better without the third line)

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 3:47 AM
    
    Blair: Hey, why does this stapler say property of Mrs. Nathaniel Archibald?
    Dan: Hey! That's mine! Give it to me!
    Blair: Ew GROSS!!
    
    oops- I forgot the "property of"
    btw- can you tell I'm a Date fan? :D

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 3:44 AM
    
    Blair: Hey, why does this stapler say Mrs. Nathaniel Archibald?
    Dan: Hey! That's mine! Give it to me!
    Blair: Ew GROSS!!

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 3:39 AM
    
    Blair: I need the stapler. Let go of it.
    Dan: On one condition.
    Blair: What is it?
    Dan: I heard you're pimping Nate out. I'll give you the stapler if you tell me him to sleep with me.
    Blair:...

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/15/2011 1:53 AM
    
    Dan: So, Blair, I was wondering if you'd be interested in having a threesome.
    Blair: You, me and Serena?
    Dan: No, you, me and Nate.
    Blair (jaw dropping): ... The third person is supposed to be a stranger.

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/14/2011 11:28 PM
    
    Blair: Let go of the stapler, Humphrey!
    Dan: No, I had it first.
    Blair: "Nelly Yuki Project" and "Ditch the Bitch" were nothing. Want to see the real crazy bitch? I'm warning you, Humphrey. Give me the stapler now or I will activate "Project Tragic Cedric."

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 137

    1/9/2011 10:49 PM
    
    Plan A: Bribe Martha Chamberlain with a pie
    Plan B: Bribe Martha with a perfect date aka a lawyer from hew Jewish stepfather's law firm
    Plan C: Blackmail Martha with information about her illegal sweatshops
    Plan XXX: Have Nate schtup Martha
    Like every great general, Blair has contingency plans.

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 137

    1/8/2011 1:24 AM
    
    Gossip Girl: Poor Queen B- it looks like she's dumbstruck by her bad luck to go against big bad Chuck. It looks like things are about to go amuck. You ladies better duck. XOXO
    
    (PS. I wanted to use f--- to go with the rhyme but damn I didn't know if it would be allowed.)

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 136

    12/31/2010 5:12 PM
    
    Ed: This is what I'm bribing the writers with. I told them I want love scenes with Leighton again.
    Clémence: What episode are they writing now?
    Ed: Something called War at the Roses.

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 136

    12/31/2010 12:27 PM
    
    Chuck: Here's your robe and wand and Arthur has your broomstick. Have a good flight back to Europe.

24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

    12/24/2010 9:05 PM
    
    Serena (thinking): WTF. Jenny and Juliet are wearing the exact things I'm wearing with their hair in the exact same style. Only an idiot would confuse them with me.
    Nate (thinking): One Serena, two Serena's, four Serena's... how many are there?!