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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

Blake: Grats, Leighton! I heard you were going to be in the new OMFG Campaign posters. I'm so jealous!
Leighton: ... Just what did you hear about the campaign?
Blake: That it was going to rival The Vampire Diaries "Catch VD" campaign. I heard the poster was going to say, "Watch Gossip Girl. Enjoy your BJ." And you were the main focus on the poster.
Leighton: ... You haven't heard who else is in it?
Blake: Isn't it you and Jack? I mean, I know you and Chuck were supposed to be endgame, but they're already flirting with Dair and you have great chemistry with Desmond Harrington. And everyone was wondering about the two of since season 2 and New Year's.
Leighton: Jack isn't the J in the BJ, Blake. I'll give you a clue on who the J is. Tim Gunn doesn't like it, it's a raccoon, its knowledge of geography sucks, and it makes me want to die.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

@ GossipGleek- thank you! I've just started watching The Vampire Diaries and Damon Salvatore is undoubtedly my favorite character. I'd totally die for him too :)

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here and I've got sizzling news to share: S and B are fighting over a guy again.
Serena: Darena!
Blair: Dair!
Serena: Darena is DeStiny!
Blair: Dare to Dair! Dair has flare!
Gossip Girl: Move over, Nate. You're no longer the only guy that came between these two BFF's.
Serena: Damon is my soulmate. He wants a good girl that he can devote his immortal lifetime to saving. Plus, I have dopplegangers! Or at least girls who always pretend to be me.
Blair: Ha! Damon already has that Elena chick that he has to spend his time protecting and she's already a doppleganger. He needs a conniving schemer to spend his lifetime with. Damon needs someone who can get down and dirty with him!
Gossip Girl: Silly Upper East Siders. You didn't really think Lonely Boy was the "Da" in Darena and Dair, did you? And, unlike Lonely Boy, I hear Damon Salvatore is worth dying for. XOXO- Gossip Girl. * Changed the beginning so it flows better

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here. Spotted: S and B fighting over a guy again.
Serena: Darena!
Blair: Dair!
Serena: Darena is DeStiny!
Blair: Dare to Dair! Dair has flare!
Gossip Girl: Move over, Nate. You're no longer the only guy that got between these two BFF's.
Serena: Damon is my soulmate. He wants a good girl that he can devote his immortal lifetime to saving. Plus, I have dopplegangers! Or at least girls who always pretend to be me.
Blair: Ha! Damon already has that Elena chick that he has to spend his time protecting and she's already a doppleganger. He needs a conniving schemer to spend his lifetime with. Damon needs someone who can get down and dirty with him!
Gossip Girl: Silly Upper East Siders. You didn't really think Lonely Boy was the "Da" in Darena and Dair, did you? And, unlike Lonely Boy, we hear Damon Salvatore is worth dying for. XOXO- Gossip Girl.

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He was hilarious. But I only saw the beginning 5 minutes monologue on Hulu. I generally don't consider award shows worthy of the time to watch. But I love looking at the magazines later on to see all the fashion and to check the online sites to see who won. Spending three plus hours to see 20 awards doled out or whatever number it was is just too long for me.

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2011 Golden Globe Awards: Who Won?

Golden Globes is a semi-joke in the awards community. Look at some of the nominations (The Tourist noms, for example). Grats to the winners and those who got nominated but it doesn't seem to mean much when one looks at those that were nominated and who did win.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

Blair: Wow, Humphrey, you look like crap. What did you do last night?
Dan: Nate and I were out partying. We ended up in Brooklyn.
Blair: Brooklyn- gross.
Dan: And then we picked up Vanessa and hung out with her.
Blair: It just got grosser.
Dan: And then Vanessa and I convinced Nate that the third person doesn't have to be a stranger. But now Vanessa's mad at us because she thinks we ignored her during our threesome. And this morning my minister told me I have to wear a scarlet A on my shirt so that's why I need the stapler.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

Dan: I need the stapler really fast. I have to put these papers together and mail them in by the end of today.
Blair: What are they?
Dan: Adoption papers. Nate's gonna adopt Cedric so that we can be a happy, loving family together.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

TheYalier- thanks! I wasn't very inspired last time but I'm very inspired this time with this Blair and Dan picture.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

Dan: I need the stapler to staple my fairy tale together. I'm entering it in a contest for the magazine.
Blair: What's it about?
Dan: It's about a girl named Danielle Humpsalot and a Prince named Nicolas. Nicolas was dating an evil witch named Brook, but then he fell in love with Danielle Humpsalot. Brook then conspires with the dark knight Charlie Trout to break them up but then they just end up falling in love with each other in their own twisted way.
Blair: Is there a good princess named Selena? Is there a troll named Valerie in it?
Dan: Yeah! How'd you know?

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