elena ~ i want to know what it is like to be with damon
stefan ~ you what? are you dumping me?
damon ~ yeah im hot... score!. heh.
elena ~ I have to tell you something I uh
stefan ~ yes?...
elena ~ I am uh ... a werecat
stfan ~ say that again
elena ~ a werecat i am half cat
damon ~ here kitty kitty i have catnip!
elana ~ I dont know how to handle being in a relationship with a furry. I mean Stefan that is what klouse has planned for you. I cant seem to get over ... well .. it disturbs me if we were kissing and you hacked up a fur ball or something and I just cant see being intimate with animals.
stefan ~ are you sure we have to talk about this this cant be happening
damon ~ oh yeah so what are you doing for dinner?::ponders::hey wait since i took that blood will i be a furry? shhhhh she wont know ha ha yeah i can play this game
elana ~ im a lesbian
stefan ~ excuse me?
damon ~ welcome to the dark side
Elana ~ ok tell me the truth are you two incestually gay?
Stefan ~ Excuse me? uh Where did you hear that?
Elana ~ Katarina said you two were wonderful together and a sight to see and she had photographs and I just didnt get it until now!
Damon ~ Humm Yeah we are good together arent we?
Elena:: you wont believe this but someone has pictures of us ::cough:: intimately! They want to print it in some magazine!
Stefan:: Excuse me who has what and how?
Damon:: ::wispering:: I remember those...nice....2 grand per..still got the negatives..::loud voice:: Yeah who what and how?
I can not wait to see what Hetty has in store for Deeks! Paintball maybe?
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