Serena: Blair, can you help me? I'm texting with Ben and I got stuck. How do we spell "sex"?
Haha, I knew that what Katherine said was exactly the opposite ;]
Ben: Have you seen some minors around?
Damon: You know, I really like cranberry bubble bath, but it's out of stock, so let's use your blood, OK?
Screw the storylines, I love and adore Sue!
"No time for a 4some, ladies, bus leaves in five."
Bring her back!
Carol: Hello, Stefan. Do you want a Pedigree snack too?
Stefan: Thank you, Mrs. Lockwood, but I'm fine with your son's neck.
Carol: Stop, you two! We're not 90210, we don't need gay scenes to boost the ratings.
Dan: I feel like we're in your closet.
Blair: Actually, W's magazine storage is a part of my closet...
Mrs. Lockwood: Tyler, what are you two doing?!
Tyler: Relax, mom. We're just role-playing Bonnie and Katherine.
Stefan: Hi, Mrs. Lockwood. God, you're eyes are so blue...
Tyler: You're overplaying...
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