Georgina: "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, I can promise as much. Now, for starters, do you happen to have a show pony we could sell?"
GG: Spotted, Dan Humphrey trying to play Cinderella. Oh, lonely boy, haven't you heard that only successful personal trainers end up with the princess while poor writers will be stuck in their lofts with their ex-trophy husband fathers all alone and sad?
Nate: "I finally managed to get my elementary school diploma!"
Lola: "I'm so proud of him. I always knew that he's more than just a good lay. Now he can at least read as good as a ten year old!"
"Yes, Louis. It's tradition to invite as many hot guys as one can find for her best friend's bridal shower to show her what she's missing out on. Just take a look behind me. All hotter and prettier than you. But you're at least a Prince."
Tyra Banks: Blair, what do you think? Does Jennifer-Tallulah have what it needs to be America's Next Topmodel?
Blair: *sighs* I have no idea how to say this, but that cat walk was crap and not even your name is outstanding, also those dark circles around your eyes really worry me.
Jenny: That's make-up and you know it, Blair.
Blair: Yeah, then wash your face sometimes before you put on the next lay of black eyeshadow then. That's all.
Blair: Mirror, mirror on the wall - will my mean, selfish, self-centered boyfriend ever change at all?
Mirror: Yes but first he'll do two or three unforgivable things, get shot in a red light part of town somewhere in the Czech Republic and also, it needs a blonde witch that answers to the name of Fleur Delacour.
Dan: So, Chuck, what I always wanted to ask you - again, actually...
Chuck: Humphrey, you said you weren't gay. No, shush, back in your comfort zone and find an Upper East Side girl that has lots of money and tell her how you're proud to be poor.
I won't miss the Jenny character - at all.
But I'm glad she found something to do with her life and is able to do it without her parents pushing her into other stuff. You go, Taylor. (And I never thought I'd ever say that).
Dorota: Once upon a time, I could wear this. Miss Serena's taste is questionable though.
Blair: Once upon a time, no whore in Russia would want to be caught that with that kind of cloth.
That pale and New Moon on the payTV bill? We knew you're up to new tricks, Nate Archibald, but the Robert Pattison number to get the girl? Really now? xoxo, GossipGirl
Poor S, will she never learn that not even prison can stop the men that want to leave her from doing so? Maybe Stalker Lonely Boy is happen to be just around the corner yet again though. xoxo, Gossip Girl
Blair: I own the right to wear the heinous patterns here. Not you.
Juliet: Give it up, Blair. Everyone has a right of questionable fashion in this room.
Nate: True. Just take a look at this flannel shirt I'm wearing!
Dan: Yeah, yeah, copy cat!
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Lola: "I'm so proud of him. I always knew that he's more than just a good lay. Now he can at least read as good as a ten year old!"
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Lola and Serena
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Dan: Come on, I brought a gift.
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Blair: *sighs* I have no idea how to say this, but that cat walk was crap and not even your name is outstanding, also those dark circles around your eyes really worry me.
Jenny: That's make-up and you know it, Blair.
Blair: Yeah, then wash your face sometimes before you put on the next lay of black eyeshadow then. That's all.
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Mirror: Yes but first he'll do two or three unforgivable things, get shot in a red light part of town somewhere in the Czech Republic and also, it needs a blonde witch that answers to the name of Fleur Delacour.
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Chuck: Humphrey, you said you weren't gay. No, shush, back in your comfort zone and find an Upper East Side girl that has lots of money and tell her how you're proud to be poor.
Taylor Momsen: I've Quit Acting
But I'm glad she found something to do with her life and is able to do it without her parents pushing her into other stuff. You go, Taylor. (And I never thought I'd ever say that).
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Blair is pregnant and Chuck's in trouble because he's Chuck Bass!
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Approve? FINALLY! Was about time.
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Blair: Once upon a time, no whore in Russia would want to be caught that with that kind of cloth.
Vanessa is Back! Yes!
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Time For Cake!
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Juliet: Give it up, Blair. Everyone has a right of questionable fashion in this room.
Nate: True. Just take a look at this flannel shirt I'm wearing!
Dan: Yeah, yeah, copy cat!