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1. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "Graduation"

   5/18/2013 8:02 AM
   
   Stefan is Silas' doppleganger – ...yeah... ... ...I mean... What the hell just happened?
   
   Grade – so... I had a lot of issues with this season. Mainly: if I hear any of them say the words "sire bond", "emotions", "heightened" or "humanity" ever again, I might throw up.
   
   Fortunately this season also had a lot of great moments. "Memorial" was top notch. "Stand by me" had me cry like I've never cried during a totally fictional tv show before. Not to mention, the chemistry between Damon and Elena is basically giving me orgasms and I still have dreams about Klaus' Christmas Massacre.
   
   Overall – I give it a B.

2. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "Graduation"

   5/18/2013 8:00 AM
   
   Graduation gift for Caroline - LOL @Dan. I'm with you! Klaroline FTW.
   
   Elena's choice – ok, did anyone seriously believe it could go the other way? Last season it didn't make any sense for Elena to go back to Stefan, NOW it would just be ridiculous. And Julie Plec probably got enough death threats last year to know that crushing Delena fandom AGAIN would be a bad idea.
   
   It pissed me off that all these saints (especially Saint Stefan) kept shitting on Damon all the damn time, but after a while it just made me more and more sure that he's gonna get a huge payoff after all this. Literally every episode someone said to his face that Elena will go back to Steffie and every time I was more sure that she'll stay with Damon. No offence to Stelena fans, but it just doesn't make sense for them to be together anymore.

3. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "Graduation"

   5/18/2013 7:59 AM
   
   Favourite scene – "You got the girl, man", "I got the girl". Did you see the smiles on their faces?
   
   Everything about Dalaric was super awesome (God, how I love these two together... I MISS YOU, RIC, COME BACK TO US). Delena made me scream with joy obviously (which was inconvenient, since I was watching the episode in the middle of the night). I'm sure the writers will throw some new shit on them as soon as the new season starts, but I'm so glad that the cliffhanger had nothing to do with them and they get to just be happy for a while.
   
   As for the cure – I did not expect Katherine to be the one to get it. Right from the start I was sure that one of the main trio would get it. First I thought it would be Damon (and I would HATE that, btw), but for a while now I really really thought it's gonna be Stefan. Katherine I didn't even consider. So bravo, writers! You shocked me.

4. Castle Review: A Mob and a Mistress

   3/26/2013 6:08 PM
   
   Oh. My. God. Ryan totally blew me away... Seriously, I'm dead.
   
   He was always such a perfect nice guy. What the hell just happened? The jacket? The hoodie? That (super hot) voice? THE HAIRCUT? (Yeah, Courtney, I totally want to see him like that ALL THE TIME). Undercover Ryan is officially my new favourite thing that ever happened on this show.
   
   I think I'm in love...

5. Vampire Diaries Round Table: "A View to A Kill"

   2/2/2013 10:24 AM
   
   Favourite scene - Team Gilbert was so freaking awesome! I loved every single second of Damon and Klaus quasi-bonding too. But my favourite moment was Damon punching Steffie. I was like, FINALLY! I am so sick of Stefan throwing the sire bond at Damon and Elena's face every two seconds. I swear, he mentions it like 50 times each episode. How old is he? GROW UP!
   
   Favourite 80s movie - probably "Some kind of wonderful".
   
   Damon's Revenge Sex Handbook - LOL, Matt :D
   
   Stebekah - I'm so in. I agree with Miranda, Stefan needs to move on and be with someone other than Elena. Stelena is so done. The writers already screw us over once with last season's finale, they will not do that again.
   
   Damon or Klaus - seriously? As much as I love Damon and all of his dick moves, Klaus is the king of dicks, nobody can come close to his level, not even Damon.

6. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Lump of Kol

   1/25/2013 5:06 AM
   
   Seven: is Kol really THE ONLY ONE who thinks that waking some supernatural powerful immortal dude (who is probably in seriously vengeful mode by now) is the WORST IDEA EVER IN THE HISTORY OF BAD IDEAS?

7. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Lump of Kol

   1/25/2013 5:06 AM
   
   Four: mean sarcastic Stefan is awesome. I still hate his guts for all the shit he's dumping on Damon and Elena, but he is so much more interesting this way. Anything is better than Stefan's hypocritical ass whining about all the ways Elena ripped his heart out. And Stebekah? Yeah, I'm all in for that. Btw, I can't wait for Caroline to find out and go all judgy on his ass.
   
   Five: Bonnie is kind of scary. I looooove it.
   
   Six: killing Kol... yeah, nothing can go wrong with THAT plan. At the beginning of the episode Elena was all at Damon's face about killing few random innocent vamps and now she wants to kill God knows how many of them. It's actually awesome, because that particular contrast shows perfectly how she'll stop at nothing to keep her brother safe and free Damon. Thank you for going there, show!

8. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Lump of Kol

   1/25/2013 5:06 AM
   
   Two: I love Jeremy, but he needs to stop with those "Damon doesn't give a crap about me" comments. Damon just spend half the episode telling Jer to kill him. It's pretty clear to me that Damon would rather die than actually hurt Jeremy. So yeah, he cares. Deal with it.
   
   Three: CAN SOMEONE GET SOME FUCKING VERVAIN HERE? I mean, seriously... Google it, people. It can't be that hard to find. I can cut the Salvatore brothers some slack, because they have a lot to deal with right now (although it's extremely stupid that they weren't more worried about what the Originals might compel them to do), but why the hell the humans don't do something about this? Liz? Mr. Mayor? ANYBODY?

9. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Lump of Kol

   1/25/2013 5:05 AM
   
   Ok, I have a few thoughts.
   
   One: I might be a little biased, but can Damon ever have 5 minutes of peace without anyone accusing him of anything, PLEASE? If I hear anyone say how bad idea it is to leave Damon in charge one more time (yes, I'm looking at you, Matt Donovan), I will seriously lose my shit. What pisses me off is that nobody seems to have a problem PUTTING Damon in charge and expecting him to get shit done every time. He's always everyone's emergency call. Jeremy and Matt seemed fine with Damon bossing them around before Klaus showed up (btw, the fact that Klaus showed up and turned all of those people in the bar totally WASN'T Damon's fault and if they really thought Damon would be able to convince Klaus to change his mind, they all need a serious reality check). As usual, Damon was just trying to make the best out of a shitty situation and I dare say he was right.

10. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "After School Special"

    1/19/2013 10:38 AM
    
    Race for the cure - Damon and Klaus are bad ass vamps and Jer is a bad ass hunter, so their team is definitely the coolest. But obviously Damon doesn't want to play for Klaus on the long run, so I'm sure he's working on a secret plan of his own. At least that's how "it depends on how much you trust me" sounded like. The chances are probably the best for Shane. He has Bonnie wrapped around his fingers and I have a feeling he's seriously manipulating everyone. Stefan and Rebekah look a little sad and hopeless against everyone else.

11. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "After School Special"

    1/19/2013 10:38 AM
    
    Favourite scene - THE PHONE CALL. It immediately became one of my favourite moments in the history of this show. The look on Damon's face, my dear God... Ian absolutely nailed it.
    
    Plus I loved Deremy scene, when Damon commented on their relationship being complicated and Jeremy commented on Damon running out of voicemails to listen to. Those two are so fun to watch :)
    
    Return of Rebekah - I agree with Steve. At first I thought it was gonna be lame, but it actually played out really cool. And Rebekah is always awesome.
    
    More random - Bonnie's dad. But it's nice that Liz wasn't left alone and didn't end up as the last parent alive in town.
    
    Delena in the cabin - well, if Damon really rethought the whole "no sex" approach, then I bet the house in on fire by now.

12. The Vampire Diaries Review: Compulsive Behavior

    1/18/2013 4:33 AM
    
    I'll be honest, Matt. I always love your reviews, but I think this is my new favourite one.
    
    "Please, pretty, pretty please with sugar and Bonnie's magic salt on top - can we be done now?"
    
    LOL. That's exactly what I thought too after watching Elena's confession to Stefan. I was like: Great! NOW can we be done with this shit?
    
    Probably not, because the writers have decided to drag this out for as long as the sun will shine apparently...
    
    And I totally agree with you on Jeremy's storyline - IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!

13. Elementary Round Table: "M"

    1/14/2013 3:53 PM
    
    Favourite scene - couch scene, for sure. My heart broke into a hundred little pieces watching Sherlock cry. Amazing acting.
    
    As for "M" - to me it was pretty obvious he wasn't the real Moriarty. But the fact that the hitman wasn't the one who actually killed Irene - that I did not see coming.
    
    Jonny Lee Miller - I really have no words for this guy. It's not news that I love him like crazy, I think he's amazing in everything he does. But his Sherlock is just pure gold. And this episode was the best of the best. He blew me away...
    
    Holmes and Watson - their dynamic is absolutely beautiful…
    
    Watson lying -two thoughts. One: it was awesome. Two: I'm sure Holmes will figure it out fast.
    
    As for Moriarty - I agree with Jim.

14. Castle Round Table: "Significant Others"

    1/14/2013 10:39 AM
    
    Favourite scene - Esposito: "Wow", Ryan: "Really?" LOL :D:D:D those guys totally make my day every single time.
    
    Should Castle have let Meredith stay at the loft? He shouldn't have, but in all fairness it was probably impossible to say "no".
    
    Was Meredith being honest? Yes, I think she told Kate the truth as she saw it.
    
    Favourite guest star - Nancy Lee Grahn, no question. She was so freaking awesome!
    
    Love/hate Meredith - I would probably hate her if she was here all the time. But seing her once every few years is really fun.

15. Gossip Girl Round Table: "New York, I Love You XOXO"

    1/10/2013 10:31 AM
    
    Rate the finale - I'm giving it a 9. It all felt rushed as hell, but the ending was perfect.
    
    I have to say the finale was kind of great. Happily ever after for everyone. Chair was all I cared about and their ending was everything I ever hoped for. Plus I'm really happy with how they ended Nate's story. He's THE MAN :)

16. Gossip Girl Round Table: "New York, I Love You XOXO"

    1/10/2013 10:26 AM
    
    I honestly can't believe "GG" is over... my life is gonna be weird without it...
    
    Favourite scene - the whole "5 years later" scene. Especially little Henry, that kid was adorable. Calling Chuck "daddy"? Yeah, I cried.
    
    Favourite quote - pretty much everything that came out of Jack Bass' mouth. Why, WHY couldn't we have more of him this season?
    
    Dan as GG - I wasn't really surprised, because I was hoping for it. HELL YEEEEES! The "how it all began" scene was totally awesome!
    
    Chair moment - From the finale? "It was all Blair". I will love them forever.
    
    Derena - it came a little bit out of nowhere this season, but the ending was beautiful, so I'm cool with it.
    
    Best outfit - Blair's dress in the final scene. MY. DEAR. GOD. She looked AMAZING.
    
    Jenny and Eric - I'm just glad they were here.

17. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

    12/14/2012 5:17 PM
    
    Caroline ratting out to Stefan - none of her beeswax. I actually can't believe she did that...
    
    More surprising - April. She has some balls, who knew? You go, girl.
    
    Grade - eh... The first few episodes were truly awesome and I would love to give them "A". But then the sire bond happened and Caroline with Stefan started to continually ruin my life... Big fat "F" for that. "B" overall, I guess. "A+" for vampire-Elena and "A+++" for Delena sex scenes.

18. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

    12/14/2012 5:17 PM
    
    Favourite scene - Klaus, Klaus, freaking KLAUS! This guy is the main reason I didn't slit my wrists after this episode. Cutting heads off, ripping hearts out and Klaus in all his evil glory, covered in blood, all of it was just... O M G, WOW! And if that wasn't enough, he DROWNED TYLER'S MOM IN A FREAKING FOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN! And that little smile on his face at the end pretty much killed me. What did people say? Klaus is getting soft? Yeah, right.
    
    Letting Elena go - I'm not gonna comment on that. It didn't even solve the problem really, she is still sired. Is there really no way to actually BREAK the bond and get this over with? Come on, writers, DO NOT tell us that the only way is to cure her, because if that's your plan for the end of the season, I WILL KILL SOMEONE.

19. Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Revengers"

    12/11/2012 5:36 PM
    
    Prediction(s) - Chair wedding and mini-Chuck is all I care about. Oh, and Nate has to be on top again. Especially since all the dreams for Serenate are being pushed away by the return of Derena (which came soooo out of nowhere if you ask me).
    
    Who is GG - I agree with Steve, Dan would make the greatest twist EVER. But clearly that's not where the writers are going with this. Whoever she (he?) is, I just want to be shocked.

20. Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Revengers"

    12/11/2012 5:35 PM
    
    Favourite quote/scene - "Blair Waldorf and her bitches" :) I really liked this episode. Up until the final scene on the roof... That scene was so damn ridiculous.
    
    Obviously Serena will not leave UES. She belongs here.
    
    Blair teamed up with her bitches against Bart - fun and entertaining. I'm not a fan of G, Ivy or Sage, but I have to say Team "Blair and her Bitches" was kind of awesome.
    
    Eulogy for Bart Bass - rot in hell, you Basshole. And stay dead this time.
    
    Favourite GG memories - Blair's burlesque scene in season 1. "Stripper" became one of my favourite songs after that. Also the first mention of NJBC. The highlights of the show were always NJBC-related. Also Chuck's "I love you too" scene. Also every awesome episode title this show came up with (including my personal favourite: "Inglorious Bassterds").

21. Dexter Review: All He Wants For Christmas

    12/11/2012 7:39 AM
    
    I like Hannah, but I never thought even for a second that this relationship could go anywhere. Throughout their entire long (way too long if you ask me) conversation after Deb's accident, I kept thinking: come on people, get real here!
    
    Dex giving Deb the proof of Price's murder was definitely my favourite scene, even though him choosing Deb was not a surprise. If Hannah really poisoned Deb then she's either that stupid or that desperate, but somehow I doubt it. I think Deb might have staged the whole thing, but if she did then she took a hell of a risk. Did you see her car? She could have gotten herself killed. Arlene is another possibility...
    
    I knew from the start that Estrada's release was too suspicious to be coincidental. The bitch LaGuerta almost caught Dex! This whole thing is so messed up. I can't remember the last time I was this nervous before "Dexter" finale...

22. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "We'll Always Have Bourbon Street"

    12/10/2012 3:25 PM
    
    Sire bond - yeah, Elena is sired. But I also think that it doesn't work the same way with everyone. Charlotte and Elena didn't feel the same way as humans. Charlotte went completly insane, she was crazy obsessed with Damon. Elena fell for him basically against herself. If the bond strengthens what they already felt, then it has to affect them differently. We can clearly see that, Elena is still able to fight with Damon on a lot of things.
    
    I think Damon will find a way to give Elena her free will. But it will not happen by ordering her to forget her feelings for him. Logically thinking, that would not make any sense, because you can't set someone free by taking the choice away from them. It would be totally unfair to her. None of them knows if that is what she would want for herself. Btw, the final Delena scene was so incredibly beautiful, I cried. It was just amazing...

23. The Vampire Diaries Round Table: "We'll Always Have Bourbon Street"

    12/10/2012 3:24 PM
    
    Delena sex scenes on a scale of 1-10 - freaking 12! I'm feeling feverish just thinking about it. I would give them 15 if Caroline and Stefan didn't annoy the crap out of me during those scenes. That's pure chemistry, guys.
    
    As for Caroline - the fact that she hates Damon is totally justified. But the fact that at the same time she has absolutely no problem with Stefan? That I just don't understand. Suggesting that being a ripper is somehow less wrong than being a man slut was ridiculous.
    
    I hate how all of them just fall over themselves to make excuses for Stefan. "Oh, it's not his fault, The Ripper did it". What kind of a screwed up excuse is that? Apparently Stefan is not responsible for his own actions. He’s definitely the biggest hypocrite of them all.
    
    As for Professor Shady - I have no idea, but the number 12 keeps coming up, so it won’t be pretty.

24. The Vampire Diaries Review: To Sire, With Love

    12/7/2012 7:25 AM
    
    Oh, and one more thing, I forgot. I really liked the whole Tyler and his pack thing. It's finally getting interesting now that he just basically replaced Klaus as alpha male. Too bad the pack will most likey be murdered by Professor Shady...

25. The Vampire Diaries Review: To Sire, With Love

    12/7/2012 7:22 AM
    
    My problem with the sire bond - if Damon just tells Elena to leave him and move on, that's not breaking the bond, that's abusing it. Just another order she has to obey. So I agree with Leigh, Damon should just be able to tell her to do what she wants, problem solved.
    
    Caroline is totally justified to hate Damon's guts, nobody is denying that. But what she's saying about him is not really hurting him, it's hurting Elena. Would it kill her to be a little less cruel about it? Damon has been there for Elena through the darkest time, does she really need to hear the "man slut" comment? I have to say, when Caroline basically accused Damon of raping Elena and Elena stood up for her man and kicked our favourite blonde out, I was kind of proud of her. Side note: is Caroline’s voice always that annoying or just when she’s interrupting Delena sex scene? Seriously writers, once is bad enough, twice - that’s just brutal.