SERENA- No officer wait, it wasn't actually my fault that he died! See we were about to make this sex-tape but then he decided to do a few lines first but then he TOTALLY spazzed out so I ran off to Connecticut where no one would find out and I-
POLICE- Whoa Miss! You do know that you are just here because of a bracelet right..?
SERENA- Oh no. . . Should I show you my boobs now?
Rufus: ...then call Nate the class whore, call that Chuck kid a coward, call Blair... hmmm, how about weak? And for Dan...
Dan: Dad, who are you talking to?
Rufus: Oh hi Son. Uh, nobody.
Dan: Umm alright..?
Rufus: Oh and have a great graduation today!
Chuck- Unbelievable! Why would she want to send this out now?
Nate- So you got it too. God, she is ruining our graduation with this gruesome text.
Chuck- I know! How could she call me a coward?
Nate- Well even worse, if I don't send it to 10 people by midnight a ghost will come to my bed and eat me alive!
Chuck- (long pause)... Nathaniel, are we talking about the same thing?
Blair- Nate, we need to end things.
Nate- Why Blair? I thought we were doing so good. Is it because I slept with your best friend and lied about it? Or maybe it's because I ruined your seventeenth birthday? Or was it when I broke up with you for doing the exact same thing I had done to you just months earlier? Or was it that I never really loved you in the first place? Or could it be when I was secretly sleeping with the step mother of your boyfriend and getting paid for it? Or is because I dated Vanessa, or Jenny...
Blair- Archibald slow down! No, it's none of those reasons.
Nate- Then why Blair?
Blair- I love Chuck. And based on all of the things you just said we are OBVIOUSLY not meant for each other.
Nate- Well I could have guessed that...
Serena- Well Jonathan, if you aren't Gossip Girl then who could it be?
Jenny- *Walking In* According to these internet statistics all of these posts originated from...*gasp*
Eric- Where? Who!?
Jenny- ... The Waldorf house!
Serena- Well I know it's not Blair-
Eric- -And I'm sure Elenor and Cyrus don't care that much.
Jonathan- Then that leaves only one person...
All- DOROTA!
D- Wow. It's so...
S- Beautiful?
D- YES! Beautiful and breathtaking and awe-inspiring and heavenly and-
S- -Yes well when you've walked in on Blair and Chuck making love as many times as I have it just becomes genius, thought provoking and inspired.
D- Wow. *single tear falls from his eye* Can we please stay and watch just a little while longer?
*Dan and Serena walk in*
Dan- OH MY GOD! Wow, that is definitely our parents naked on the floor together...
Serena- Oh man, so much skin, eyes burning... Yet can't look away.
Dan- Hey, do you think that might be us in 20 years?
Serena- No way. Rufus' booty is much hairier than yours.
Comments by Wonderment
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Georgina- ...Then why are you still holding my hand?
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Chuck- Good. Blair loves it when we match scents!
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POLICE- Whoa Miss! You do know that you are just here because of a bracelet right..?
SERENA- Oh no. . . Should I show you my boobs now?
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Dan: Dad, who are you talking to?
Rufus: Oh hi Son. Uh, nobody.
Dan: Umm alright..?
Rufus: Oh and have a great graduation today!
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Nate- So you got it too. God, she is ruining our graduation with this gruesome text.
Chuck- I know! How could she call me a coward?
Nate- Well even worse, if I don't send it to 10 people by midnight a ghost will come to my bed and eat me alive!
Chuck- (long pause)... Nathaniel, are we talking about the same thing?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 63
Nate- Why Blair? I thought we were doing so good. Is it because I slept with your best friend and lied about it? Or maybe it's because I ruined your seventeenth birthday? Or was it when I broke up with you for doing the exact same thing I had done to you just months earlier? Or was it that I never really loved you in the first place? Or could it be when I was secretly sleeping with the step mother of your boyfriend and getting paid for it? Or is because I dated Vanessa, or Jenny...
Blair- Archibald slow down! No, it's none of those reasons.
Nate- Then why Blair?
Blair- I love Chuck. And based on all of the things you just said we are OBVIOUSLY not meant for each other.
Nate- Well I could have guessed that...
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Jenny- *Walking In* According to these internet statistics all of these posts originated from...*gasp*
Eric- Where? Who!?
Jenny- ... The Waldorf house!
Serena- Well I know it's not Blair-
Eric- -And I'm sure Elenor and Cyrus don't care that much.
Jonathan- Then that leaves only one person...
All- DOROTA!
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
S- Beautiful?
D- YES! Beautiful and breathtaking and awe-inspiring and heavenly and-
S- -Yes well when you've walked in on Blair and Chuck making love as many times as I have it just becomes genius, thought provoking and inspired.
D- Wow. *single tear falls from his eye* Can we please stay and watch just a little while longer?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Dan- OH MY GOD! Wow, that is definitely our parents naked on the floor together...
Serena- Oh man, so much skin, eyes burning... Yet can't look away.
Dan- Hey, do you think that might be us in 20 years?
Serena- No way. Rufus' booty is much hairier than yours.