Comments by Zoseph

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 145

   3/10/2011 4:25 AM
   
   Lily's motherly talk with Chuck #82793
   Chuck: i knoew my head looks photoshoped.
   Lily: nooooooo, on the other hand, Serena looks like a troll

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 131

   11/28/2010 10:03 AM
   
   Nate: I can't even look at you right now...i mean, how could you lie about this...
   Juliet:I am sorry, i...**starts crying.
   Nate: I mean! what woman will lie about her doing her own hair! i knew something was off....**walks away.

3. Gothic Barbie Surfaces at MTV Europe Music Awards

   11/8/2010 2:54 PM
   
   thats just, disturbing....

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

   10/31/2010 2:40 PM
   
   Serena: does that make me a butterfly?
   Colin: **stop thinking of the boobs, the boobs, when did i define boobs. THE BOOBS.
   
   
   
   seriously they are even distracting to me...

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 126

   10/24/2010 1:11 PM
   
   Dan: excuse me, my friend is lost and i really need to find him, can you make an announcement, his name is Nate Archibald.
   the man: Nate? oh no need he is right there in the corner.
   both look and see Nate singing, all the single ladies all th....what was i thinking.

6. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Dair vs. Juliet!

   9/23/2010 10:22 AM
   
   NOT GO THERE, but i love how they took down georgina, i would love to see them taking down Juliet too :D

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 121

   9/17/2010 3:08 PM
   
   Blairs face after seeing a naked ladies picture.

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 120

   9/12/2010 2:50 PM
   
   "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Chuck, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?"

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 120

   9/12/2010 2:49 PM
   
   Chuck: "She [eva] cheeked me."
   Harry: "Yeah? Did she say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, chuck, that's true."

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 120

    9/12/2010 2:46 PM
    
    Chuck: "You see, I, unlike you, have a cane,which means that I, unlike you, have the power to sleep with anyone."
    "Yeah," said Blair, "but you, unlike me, are a git."

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 120

    9/11/2010 8:21 AM
    
    hahah i love the voldemort thing hahah lol that should win.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 119

    9/6/2010 1:37 PM
    
    Eric (seeing edward) :"OMG EDWARD you are the best!" giving him hot looks
    Jenny(seeing edward):" NO JACOB IS THE BEST" **eric punches jenny in the face...
    
    
    BTW THIS PICTURE IS NOT FUNNY TO HAVE ANY FUNNY COMMENTS ON.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 119

    9/4/2010 8:28 PM
    
    and this is how two lost people do and dont wanna show it, act cool, pose away.

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 118

    9/2/2010 8:05 AM
    
    911: 911 whats the emergency.
    Jessica: hey hmm, i am Jassica and someone actually likes Vanessa.
    911:(hey guys someone likes vanessa, crowd behind: whaaaaaaaa) miss, stay still, i will send a unit NOW!

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 118

    8/30/2010 3:50 PM
    
    JS: you are fired.
    Vanessa: why??
    JS: even your " i am not wearing any underwear" line did not work, thats why!!!

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 115

    8/9/2010 4:22 PM
    
    Chuck: I can't believe you wont take me to jungle bungle.

17. Taylor Momsen: I'm Not a Whore For Masturbating!

    8/9/2010 10:55 AM
    
    I dont think any celebrity should be anyone role model, we dont know any of them, so LOVE TAYLOR! cause she is right!

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 115

    8/8/2010 2:45 PM
    
    Eva:Despite everything, I miss your father.
    Chuck: Me too... his big fat ass could shield us all.

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 115

    8/8/2010 2:44 PM
    
    Eva: I will not illegally download this movie
    Chuck: pouts

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 115

    8/8/2010 2:43 PM
    
    Chuck: [blushing] Did you at least bring my clothes?
    Eva: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
    Chuck: [covering up privates] You didn't bring my pants!
    Eva: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
    Chuck: [face is completely red, sobs] This is the worst day of my life.
    Eva: The worst day of your life *so far*.

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 115

    8/6/2010 2:59 PM
    
    Ed(pouting, thinkning) I can't believe she is at Jessica's side.
    Clemence: (thinking) I can't believe he is not letting this go.

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 114

    7/31/2010 3:24 PM
    
    Chuck: i dont aplogize, i am sorry georgie, but thats how i am.

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 114

    7/31/2010 10:04 AM
    
    Georgina: and it was horrible, i have never seen anything like it, but, i learnt how to live with it, and i think i am okay now.
    
    Chuck: as much as i am enjoying this...little conversation, but i have had my enough share about hair talk, Nate lives with me, so if you could excuse me, i have to go meet Blair and then screw myself up.

24. Classic TV Quotes: That 70's Show Season One

    6/28/2010 12:24 PM
    
    exactly, i coulnt even bare to watch the episodes in which hyde and jackie broke up