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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek (thinking): Why do I have the feeling that i've been here before?

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Sorry, messed up on that one a little, grammar mistake Derek: You KNOW how to swim right? Lexie: Of course, who doesn't?

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek: Wow, you really can hold your breath for a long time!

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek: You Grey's are the reason I'm going gray.

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Sara Ramirez in "Got Milk?" Campaign

She's so fat.

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek: You CAN swim right? Lexie: Yeah, who doesn't?

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek: Hey, I'm a complete Jerk who's only conserned with trying to uphold the McDreamy image.
Lexie: Really? And what is the McDreamy image?
Derek: Well it's complicated really. I have to become indifferent to every woman I say I love and then I have to find someone younger to reassure me that I'm wonderful and have great hair.
Lexie: Are you friends with Dr. Sloan? Because I would love a roll in the sack with him.
(Lexie walks away)
Derek: Damn, I need to go younger. High school maybe. Yeah- highschool it is. That young they don't know the difference between great hair and good sex. Plus they eat up everything you say.
(Derek exits to find the nearest highschool to scout out)

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

well i have absolutley nothing to say. i'm just gonna sit here and cry at the picture :(

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

You look strangely familiar.

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

Derek:Hi
Lexie: I snore,
Derek: Shit! I wont even bother.