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WAAAAIIIIIITTTT FOOOOORRRRR IIIIIITTTTT . . .
I'm sorry you had to find out about Serena and I's night together that way, I honestly was going to call you but I only had 184 minutes left this month and there was a Wife Swap marathon on TV. I'm sure you understand.
Actually I just lied about that last part, there was no Wife Swap marathon, I want us to always be honest with each other. I did watch a couple of episodes online though, whilst fantasizing about Serena and I's own participation in the programme, after 10+ years of wedded bliss, showcasing our own strong marriage, healthy sex life and perfect children and exposing the other couples inadequacies.
How's Haiti? I'm really glad I helped you brush up on your French now, because it turns out I'm gonna be using it too! I'm travelling to Paris, to tell Serena I love her, I just have to finish this e-mail first, so you'll excuse me if I go, my flight leaves in 16 hours and I want to re-organize my iTunes library before I go.
All the best,
Haha lol that was HIGH-LAIH-RIH-OOS!
Dan and Vanessa, Serena and Nate, Rufus and Lily, Eric and a girl, Chuck and Vanessa, Chuck and Serena, Serena and Aaron, Serena and anyone but Dan, Dan and anyone but Serena, Blair and Nate.
I can speak three languages - English, French and Spanish. English fluently, Spanish and French competently.
I should really be revising for my exams atm.
I am terrified of apple cores. Literally terrified. My friend always throws them at me at lunch then laughs as I scream and twitch.
No-one can touch my neck. No-one. It upsets me. Perhaps I was strangled in a previous life.
I work in a posh bakery, in the shop, and I love laying all the cakes out perfectly and imagining people choosing one, buying it, taking it home in the little box I put it in and eating it. Even though I'm losing weight and have therefore never eaten any of the cakes I sell. What's a Japp cake anyway?!
I bite my nails. Alot.
I LOVE RASPBERRIES! I will literally eat just about anything that is raspberry flavoured or has raspberries in it, the same goes for lemons, but the opposite for bananas.
Podríais escribir sus ideas en espaÂ�ñol. Pienso que la mayoría de los lectores del foro son americanos, y es muy común poder hablar español en los estados unidos, ¿no?
Just as long as Dan doesn't suddenly go . . . "the signs are all there . . . I need to jump on the next plane to Haiti to be with Vanessa!" I'll be happy.
They just have such good chemistry. I know that Nate and Serena are meant to be all "sexy" but watching them together just kinda makes me uncomfortable, I don't feel it at all.
Tbh I'm kinda disappointed with the sneak peeks, I really wanted it to be Serena who realised she still loved Dan but now it'll almost certainly be Dan. Boo.
Christ cool the beans! You don't know if she cheated or not! What paper said she did? It was like the New York Post or something like that, they probably just made it up. Christ.