Play by Play of the ep
i found this episode pretty disapointing unfortunately, most eps are either over dramatic or laugh out loud funny, but this ep wasnt either, there was only one moment i found hillarious.
blair is looking through the list of potential dates with serena chuck tells her why they are all bad
serena talks to dan, aaron does not want to go to snowflake so they decide to go together as friends, they go to the gallery to see aaron, where he and lexi are talking about his photos (all of serena) lexi makes fun of serena as she and dan walk in.
chuck and blair decide that they can find each other the best dates because they know one another best. they make a bet of it, when blair says if chuck likes her date she gets his limo for a month then chuch says if he gets blair a better date he gets dorota for a month
*this was the funniest part of the episode, this is going on at blairs house and the reaction dorota has is priceless
jenny asks vanessa about what happend with her [jenny] and nate, she was confused and wanted the advice of a friend, vanessa makes a speedy exit. nate asks vanessa to the snowflake ball, she says yes and kisses him, someone snaps a pic which ends up on gossip girl
penelope[leader of the blair sheep] comes to jenny to buy a dress for the snowflake ball, she asks her what happend with her and nate cuz she likes nate, they both get the gossip girl update on their phones about nate and vanessa. jenny is super pissed at vanessa
lily is planning the snowflak dance and rufus helps her, she asks him to go to the dance with her
*at this point need some comentary, um why would lily be head of the pta or whatever, i mean didnt she just recently become a good parent, i could understand her being on the pta, but head of it takes time, that lily didnt comit until recently. also shouldnt these dances be organized by the students, some form of student council or dance committee, why are parents doing that in the first place?
dan, serena, aaron, and lexi hang out, aaron agrees to go with aaron to the dance, lexi hints at dan to ask her to the ball.
jenny delivers the dress to penelope where the sheep are trying on dresses, isabel tries on the ugly silver dress that vanessa is wearing in all those pictures, it is see-through in the light. they want to humiliate vanessa because penelopy likes nate, they ask for jenny's help.
jenny gives the silver dress to vanessa as a peace offering
aaron tells serena that lexi likes to have sex on the first date, serena decides she wants to have sex with aaron.
at the dance
chuck and blairs dates are each doplegangers of themselves, they go talk to each other and come back to find their dates making out. for chair fans the whole chuck and blair at the dance is ultiamtely disapointing, they just decide they will dance and dont even show them dancing.
there is a lot of sexual tension between dan and serena, they clearly want each other bad. serena tells dan about lexi and he get excited, he wants sex and serena is pissed thinking that dan thinks sex is special.
lily tells rufus she plans to leave bart. they chat, chuck sees them talking and calls bart. bart is on his way with some secret info [presumably the spoiler we already know about lily and rufus having a child together that rufus doesnt know about]
vanessa goes crying to nate telling him its over and gives him the letter to jenny telling him that she stole it, and she understands if he never wants to speak to her again. as she is walking out jenny regrets what she did and goes to give her a jacket, but she is too late, the sheep flash a spot light on her and everyone stares and laughs at her see-through dress. nate then goes to talk to jenny essentially nicely calling her a bitch, you know in the nate way of high morals, that kind of father like way of im so disapointed in you
*ok seriously, when did nate become so moral, what happend to the good old fashioned nate that liked a good time with chuck and smoked tons of weed. also how did jenny get in, dont they need tickets for these events, also why did jenny come in the first place? she could have stayed home and seemed innocent, silly jenny
nate follows venessa and says he doesnt care and they kiss
*ew i hate nate and vanessa together
the three girls go talk to jenny telling her they saw her try to give vanessa the jacket and she doesnt have what it takes, jenny defends vanesssa and says shes going to go back to school and beat those bitches
lily gets a phone call, she then goes looking for chuck, who she calles charles, she tells serena "theres been an accident" end episode
*ok, so she calls chuck charles, but she calls erik E, come on
*also bart bass deserves an epic death, a car crash simply wont do, if thats how he died
*random, when did nate's family and chuck stop calling him nathaniel?