I feel like there must be some scandalous sex secret about him, there always is with guest stars. If it turns out Dan's book is right, Nate IS secretly a sleeper with men and he's totally banging Louis I will DIE LAUGHING!!
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Posted 12/14/2011 3:01:53 AM # -
Chuck and Serena should totally hook up...
This means in the Gossip Girl world of loose values and a tendency to forget who they are and are not related to as the plot requires they're not really relatives. The Chenny and Derena showed us that the show doesn't really care much about things like that, so in that context we imagine the characters wouldn't really mind. Lily regularly forgets she adopted Chuck anyway, plus you can easily ret-con it to say that she did it just for business reasons and unraveled it behind the scenes at some point. If Serena can get un-married, un-kill a guy, un-do anything scandalous at all in Santorini, and un-be all over the tabloids for breaking up a prominent New York politician's marriage and moving into the guest house then Chuck and Serena can sure as hell get un-siblinged for effect.
Posted 12/14/2011 3:00:11 AM # -
BLEEEEUUH
If at least he was like the last royal and having sex with Nate's cougar he'd be more fun.
Posted 12/14/2011 2:18:19 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
re miscarriage: I think they will at least have a DB scene where they both acknowledge the pain associated with losing a baby.
I think they're going to have some sort of moment about it, but I don't think the show will take the baby losing seriously, I think it'll just be a plot device. Like they'll mention it to move on to the next point and the show will forget about the whole baby thing really quickly. Like how Lily had Illness, then it was cancer, then it was fake cancer and nobody has mentioned it since, it was just an excuse to get rid of Daddy VDW who was obviously more awesome than Rufus, but a guest star that therefore had to vanish suddenly because GG keeps guest contracts short. I can see this being used as a good way to get rid of Louis, add more drama to Chair (as if!) and bring Dair closer in one fell swoop. With all of that happening, who has time for mourning a dead baby? Not this show.
Whenever stuff gets serious like that the show always chokes up and either downgrades it to something much less serious (like when Blair was pregnant with Chuck/Nate's baby and it turned out she wasn't really pregnant, Lily's fake cancer, everything with Serena) or it vanishes instantly (Dan's grief over Milo, Jenny as a person, Serena publicly breaking up a politician's marriage, bastard Scott) so I expect one of these things to happen.
Posted 12/14/2011 1:42:55 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
Welcome indeed to the Dair thread!
I long for Scarter as well. Derena was pretty effectively killed by Rufly and Bastard Scott. Remember the Opera episode, how they were awkardly like "omg I hear you having sex, lol we're having sex too!" It was weird. They tried just like not mentioning how they were siblings after that point and never bringing Scott up again, but the weird was already there.
Anyone else think that they're trying to set up a situation where Dair is going to happen after the miscarriage because B and Lonely Boy are going to get close about the losing baby thing like "remember Milo and how I lost him and cheated on Vanessa. I think you should do the same thing now, only with cheating on the prince and making Dair happen"? That's what I think is around the bend.
Posted 12/14/2011 1:19:35 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
I've come to find that with GG it's best to assume nothing will make sense.
Considering they had a freaking snuff film threesome sex tape for Serena coupled with a Mystery in Santorini they managed to water down to daddy issues and some random guy ODing in her general vicinity I can't imagine that Diana's deal is anything hardcore. Evelyn could have worn the same dress as her one time or somethingf and she got confused and thought her identity was stolen and she was really Chuck's mom.
But really... I'd ask how Diana got Jack's contact info
Everyone gets everyone else's contact info on this show by magic; barring that they just offer Nate or Serena a Scooby snack.
Posted 12/14/2011 1:06:45 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
Tbh I found the whole Jack/Blair ONS situation forced because they never even alluded to it before that party when Chuck found out, and once he did find out, he wasn't even that pissed.
I found the Jack/Blair ONS to be forced for the same reason, so much I do have my doubts it even happened. I could easily believe those two hung out, got drunk, made it up cause Chuck was being an asshole and then forgot about it since nobody seemed to care. Or they kissed and then passed out or something and it "happened" the same way Serena killed a guy.
I just don't get why Diana is in contact with Jack....... so contrived
Well it seems if you want to mess with anyone in the NJBC it makes sense to call Jack. You can mess with Chuck and Blair directly and the rest via the butterfly effect. Diana seems to be Georgina/Juliette-ing around just basically messing everyone's stuff up for the hell of it, so it makes sense to contact Jack to do that regardless of what your specific beef is. To an extent all any of the recurring guest characters do is mess stuff up for nebulous reasons. I think you could just as well call William Vdw or Carter for the same purpose, but Jack is the hotter of these options so that's an obvious choice for Diana.
Posted 12/14/2011 12:52:51 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
Lol. Now that would be something! Wouldn't that be hilarious? I really don't feel like that he really got properly bitten in the ass for that particular indiscretion. If they followed it up with Chuck throwing her down the stairs in a fit of jealousy to induce the miscarriage that we all know is coming it would be even better. It would give me a great excuse to lol ceaselessly about Chair fan that are all "Why they be taking away our LOVE!! We'll BOYCOTT!!!" They think they're mad about Dair well I'm sure they'd actually cry rivers over Jair.
Posted 12/14/2011 12:33:03 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
I think that's debatable. She might have been lying about that lonely New Year's eve, but I can't imagine why she would. In the Blairstitution Indecent Proposal, no, but earlier it was at least said that she did.
Posted 12/14/2011 12:25:59 AM # -
Dare to Dair?
If Chuck turns out to be Jack and Dianna's son (which by the way makes me think of a little ditty about Jack and Diane two American kids growing up in the heartland) then I'm sure that Chuck's life will go on long after the thrill of living is gone. I might be forced to pass out laughing though. I guess that might clear up Chair, but we've seen no evidence that a little thing like incest is going to break up characters on Gossip Girl and plus it wouldn't really be incest anyway. The only thing they'd really have in common is that, like everyone else in the world they slept with Nate and Blair. With Nate it would barely count because he's got the memory of a goldfish, and I'm sure that Blair's been paying her therapist to hypnotize away the memories of her embarassing affairs lately. That's the only explanation for why she'd still not know who the baby's father is.
Posted 12/14/2011 12:17:49 AM #
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