I think this episode was the shark? Yeah?
Now, this is not a regular complaint - something was epically wrong with this episode, right?
Tyler gone off on his own for the second time now to get his shit together? Really? Really?
Klaus has nothing better to do than draw (and hand deliver, i guess) pencil-parchment scratches of caroline and a horse? with his mother plotting his demise? Was he not supposed to be totally prepared for everything? why did he suddenly go "well, mama ain't a total bitch. she say's i'm forgiven so i'm not going to worry about it."
Not to piss you caroline lovers off, but unless this thing goes up in the air really badly, klaus might not be able to redeem himself? And, confused about this, is caroline aware that Tyler bit her because klaus wanted him too? Cause she don't really have a reason to go dancing with the dude in his dress.
Horrible horrible sotryline.
Matt? nuttin to say.
Alaric? he and merideth should elope, run away and die. seriously.
I really miss jeremy, because anything he'd be in, would have been better than anything that was in that episode.
Stefan and Damon! What the fuck? And Elena? Christ? Who is writing this thing? And worse, who are they writing it for? Who do they think enjoyed that little arm-in-arm-in-arm scene and the ball?
Who the fuck has balls? And who the fuck attends them? and who the fuck would write that? and who the fuck would watch that? and who the fuck would enjoy it?
Really and truly to be exact:
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO THE FUCK?
WHY... THE FUCK...
THIS THING USED TO HAVE POTENTIAL! IT WAS SHIT, BUT GOOD SHIT. NOW IT'S JUST SHIT, THE KIND I CAN PRODUCE MYSELF!
not to imply that if you enjoyed this episode you're retarded, but i'd have to be retarded. At about fourteen minutes in i remember feeling to vomit a bit. not sure what was happening around that time but i was pretty disgusted.