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She deserves her own show. y\y?  Discuss the awesomeness that is Sue Sylvester.  And her quotes? WIN.

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Sweydie

"I love minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California and becoming one."

WIN. lol and this...

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lala
Guest

Yeah. So... she pretty much makes my life. THANK GOD they decided to make her a regular!!!! In Dream On, she had like 4 lines... and she came up with this:

Bryan: Should I lock the door?Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

For the first (and probably only) time in my life, I literally ROFL'd.

 

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M

Sue Sylvester: Alright everybody listen up. When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing Will Schuester: That's called a piano, Sue Sue Sylvester: Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft.

Gosh I love this woman so much.

Will Schuester: [defending Puck and Finn] It's a harmless prank. Sue Sylvester: That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871, who thought he'd play a harmless prank on a dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence and the city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

 

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2677 posts
Sweydie

LOL ^^^^

Pure GOLD

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M

"You think this is hard? I have hepatitis, that's hard."

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8356 posts
Bass-slut

I love her, specially her tv program

LOLZ

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Bass-slut
Sue: Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

Sue: Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

Sue: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

Sue: You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.

She is GOLD!

 

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Boxing-kangar00

" Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou."

"I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around."

"Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines."

Nothing compares to Sue's quotes!

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SLLLkr
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For me, she makes the shows!

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