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M

Let's write it!

I'm gonna start.

Dear Vanessa,

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Well-thats-too-bad

I.......

 

 

 

Well.....

 

Okay so I don't know exactly what Nate told you....

 

You know Serena and I........

 

 

 

 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

*would much rather be making out with Serena than having to write this dear Vanessa email*

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gurlplz (=liarsunited)
4499 posts
Gurlplz

hey chair 333 check ur inbox

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3864 posts
M

I.......

 

 

 

Well.....

 

Okay so I don't know exactly what Nate told you....

 

You know Serena and I........

How's Haiti anyways?? Are you being safe, wearing a helmet and stuff in case there's another earthquake.

You may ask yourself why I am writing you an email when we made a pact to send each other love letters ...

 

*scratches head*

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RufusAndVanessaRock
2642 posts
Rufusandlilyrockmysocksoff
Look V, i don't know how to put this. Well, i know you're only with me to get closer to my dad. Which is weird...but i understand. I mean, that time you shreiked out "RUFUS!!!" during sex was pretty obv V. You know i love you. Just not in the same way i love S. Or you love my dad! Let's live our lives V, with people we want too. See you around. Dan.
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gurlplz (=liarsunited)
4499 posts
Gurlplz

Chair 333 i jus replyed

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"

I.......

 

 

 

Well.....

 

Okay so I don't know exactly what Nate told you....

 

You know Serena and I........

How's Haiti anyways?? Are you being safe, wearing a helmet and stuff in case there's another earthquake.

You may ask yourself why I am writing you an email when we made a pact to send each other love letters ...

 

 

 

 

 

BUUUUUUUT this is extremely important. Well aum, whatever Nate told you was an exaggeration. Firstly, Serena and I never kissed. Actually, there was a bug on her lip (a ladybug to be exact) and I killed it....with my lips. Of course, she was so traumatized by the whole ordeal that she fell asleep. In my arms. NOTHING HAPPENED though. Just thought I'd let you know....

 

Also....

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gurlplz (=liarsunited)
4499 posts
Gurlplz

And at this thread.

 

Bitch u a troll. GTFO.

love,

Dan

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8597 posts
Ggbass

Serena used my last condom.. Sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

Good news for you is.. well, she's going to Paris. Good news is I'm going with her.

 

 

 

Bye,

Dan

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12218 posts
Court

Dear Vanessa,

umm...

So you got Nate's text huh? well Serena and I did makeout. Ok, I'm not going to lie to you, we did a little more than kiss...for example, you can't see it in the picture but Serena is sans pants, it was awesome!. Feelings that I thought were gone came right up to the surface again, forgive me but I'm choosing her over you again. Does it make you wish you never left New York? I bet it does. But don't feel bad about it, I learned I don't really need you over the past few days. Serena is a much better friend and lover, for example, she would never try and steal my dream, and she likes being on top. I'll miss you and you're weave...it always makes me laugh. Have fun in Haiti.

Ps. Georgina just walked in and claimed she was carrying my child, I was confused for a second and then the basketball under her shirt fell out and started bouncing around the loft. Isn't she the craziest person you ever come into contact with?

Pss. I'm going to Paris to tell Serena I love her, I'll probably propose in like a a month seeing as once we get back together we'll never be apart ever again. She's really my soulmate Vanessa, and If Chuck can propose at 19 so can I dammit! But noone will punch me and Serena will obviously say yes. You can come to the wedding if you want. I'll ask Serena if it's okay.

- Dan Humphrey (Your ex boyfriend / ex bestfriend)

 

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