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Jessica Szhor gives the best gifts. . .

151. Mrs. WTTB!
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     I am going to say this one time only:

      

     

     this is my DREAM THEME WEDDING, AND THAT WILL BE ME ONE DAY (+150 POUNDS). PLEASE STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY IDEAS.

      

     It's perfect - Walmart can cater, provide the music, and even the sexy lingerie I'll in, in 3xxl of course ;)

     Posted 11/7/2009 2:47:16 PM #
152. JKay
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     I'm terribly sorry. Might I be a bridesmaid then? Or will that role be reserved solely for the strippers (multitasking is essential for the classy wedding)?

     Posted 11/7/2009 2:49:26 PM #
153. Mrs. WTTB!
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     oh you can DEFINITELY be a bridesmaid...you aren't required to strip, per se, but once you get a look at all of the sexy people there, I'm sure you won't be able to keep your clothes on. ;) 

     Posted 11/7/2009 2:52:58 PM #
154. DT
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     If you get married at Walmart you can have this kind of wedding cake!

     

      

     So classy!

     

      

     But in exchange for using their beautiful venue for your most special day...

     

     Posted 11/7/2009 2:54:25 PM #
155. Mrs. WTTB!
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     OM NOM NOM THAT'S MY KIND OF CAKE. I'd gladly sell my soul to WalMart for a ding dong.

     Posted 11/7/2009 2:58:35 PM #
156. DT
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     LOL. NGL, ding dong is one of my fave euphamisms for you know what. It also makes me think of wedding bells. But since Walmart isn't a church there would be any bells...unless, I have great idea! Cowbells! There are plenty of cows at Walmart! Just get some bells and tie them around their neck! Genius!

      

      

     Posted 11/7/2009 3:19:19 PM #
157. Charlotte Waldorf
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     And I thought that Jessica Szohr couldn't get worse...

     No talent or acting skills;she may be pretty,but the crappy clothes and disgusting hair make me forget any "exotic beauty" that she may has...

     And of course,she loves to pimp her boyfriend!But I never thought she would do such a thing!I'm really chocked,not only because it was really rude of BOTH of them-it was wedding for chirst sake! But because of the effort that Szohr is doing to pimp her boyfriend!She got tired of just give interviews and mark his name in her hand,now she shows him off to her friends in the middle of a wedding!Of course,all the other guys in the show had the opportunity to be shirtless,except Ed;Jessica didn't find it fair

     I'm really impressed that Ed did such a thing,so embarrasing

     Posted 11/7/2009 3:57:09 PM #
158. blairxxchuck
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     Wow i missed a couple things ...... All i got to say is that it takes true class and lots of pride to get married at WalMart 

     Posted 11/7/2009 4:13:05 PM #
159. Stella
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     Married at WalMart. I bet these people live in Trailerparks too and love it there. Sitting with beer and underwear in front of the trailerhome all day....  I better stop this now.

      

     But still: If someone tries to ruin my wedding, this person has to die.

     BTW: FYI nobody is blaming Ed for this! Jessica did it.

     Posted 11/7/2009 4:22:25 PM #
160. Charlotte Waldorf
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     BTW: FYI nobody is blaming Ed for this! Jessica did it.

     Are you talking about the wedding stripp? Because that's his fault too...If your girlfriend is an insecure person that needs to shows off her boyfriend,it's her problem,doesn't mean that you have to agree with this,embarrasing yourself...Maybe Ed wanted to show his "muscles" too? Who knows...

     Posted 11/7/2009 4:43:36 PM #

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