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Okay, so I'm bored and I figured we could just crete a fanfic together. The aim of this is to make a good story. Don't worry, it doesn't have to make sense- that's the whole point. It's all about the lulz. Okay, so I'm gonna start by making the beginning and someone can continue after that and we all add something to it until it turns into a f-ed story. lol Anyway, here I go: "How did she die?" the cops questioned Blair Waldorf. Blair had just called 911 after she claimed she saw Vanessa in a pool of blood- a hair straightening iron implanted in her skull. Blair smiled at the officer. "I have no idea sir. I just came from the English Dept. and then I heard a scream. I rushed to save whoever it was and then I saw Miss Abrams. Dead. In the middle of the girl's bathroom. I was shocked because we were the best of friends." Blair said, suddenly sobbing. She was such a good actress. "My God." The chubby officer replied. He was totally oblivious to the fact that Blair murdered Vanessa. It all started last week when Vanessa sabotaged Blair by putting a mic in her purse. Almost ruining her relationship with Chuck in the process. What makes it worse is that the bitch slept with Chuck. Not once- but twice. Oh, and she was from Brooklyn. So you can add that to the list. Anyway, when everything took a surprising twist at the end of the day, both girls not getting what they wanted, they both shared crossaints and tea and talked. That's when Vanessa admitted what she did with Chuck. Blair was infuriated. She told Vanessa where she should plant her crops and stormed out. She wanted to find out from Chuck if he had slept with that Brooklyn alley cat. Vanessa trid to run after Blair, but she was already gone. She tried calling and explaining the situation to Blair, but it didn't work. Until that day when Blair found out the truth. Chuck had slept with her. She wanted revenge- so while Vanessa went to go powder her nose, Blair skillfully got the keys to the bathroom from the janitor, and murdered her- using Vanessa's hair iron of course. She would deal with Chuck later.....(Someone else should right another part to this and then we'll continue after. It's something like a roleplay if you will.
)Posted 10/25/2009 3:00:54 PM # -
The Officer flipped closed his notebad as two men slowly manouvered Vanessa's body into a black body bag and zipped it up. "If you have anymore information, don't hesitate to contact," Blair nodded again, tears streaming down her face. "Serena dead. Serena dead. Serena and Chuck dead." she repeated in her head, trying not to smirk. The officer put his hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll find out who did this to your friend," he muttered, before marching away. Only then did Blair let a small triumphant smile cross her face, because, despite what the officer said, she was sure they never would.
"Dad! turn on channel six!" Jenny screamed, rushing through to the living room and grabbing the remote. The news flicked on. "A young girl, Vanessa Abrams was found dead in N.Y university today," the tv presenter was saying. Jenny gasped, putting a hand to her mouth. Rufus' eyes widened too. Vanessa was dead, murdered. And he knew what happened when people were murdered, their bodies were inspected. and what would they find when they examined Vanessa's? they'd find his sperm inside her, from when they had feircly and violently had sick, sick sex in the closet after she had lost her speech. Rufus grabbed his coat, and rummaged in his pocket, before hitting speed dial and waiting for the only person in the world who could help him to answer.
Posted 10/25/2009 5:44:04 PM # -
Serena's phone started ringing. It was Rufus. 'What does he want now?" She thought then finally answered, "Hey Rufus, what's up?" she asked. "Well Serena. I hope you've watched the news. Vanessa died." Serena felt the spit form in her throat. VANESSA?! DEAD?! She knew from that moment who did it. It was Dan. She paid him to get rid of her, because the truth was, she had a small crush on Scott. So what if he was her half brother? He was hot. But she didn't think Dan would actually go through with it. It was DAN! He was barely good in bed, and he was sort of weak, and plus Dan once liked Vanessa. They were best friends for crying out loud! But was Dan so desperate he would take $25 from Serena just to murder Vanessa? "Aum Rufus, can I call you back?" Serena hesitated. "But Serena, it's important". Rufus stammered. Instantly he heard the other end go off. Serena then dialled Dan's number....
Posted 10/25/2009 6:52:50 PM # -
huahahaha i really love reading it, please continue !
I dont have enough patient to see vanessa abrams buried in cemetary, halleluyah !
Posted 10/26/2009 8:46:38 AM # -
Dan stared at his phone for a good three seconds before choosing to answer it. Truth be told, he was super nervous. Serena had probably figured out that he hadn't killed Vanessa like she had paid him too. It hadn't been his fault though. He had approached Vanessa with a tube of toothpaste as his weapon only to be caught red-handed. Vanessa had turned to him and said, "Dan, are you trying to kill me with that tube of toothpaste?" Dan's reply had been a mere nod before Vanessa pieced together the puzzle with the help of her roomate, Olivia. "Blair paid you, didn't she?" Blair? Well, he supposed he could just go along with that story. He nodded and Vanessa sighed, reaching into her purse for her wallet. "How much did Blair pay you?" she asked. Dan had to control his excitement at that moment. Vanessa was going to pay him MORE to NOT kill her! He was getting money from both ends! This was great as long as neither side found out about his devious plan. "She paid me a whole 25 dollars!" Dan exclaimed, waiting eagerly for Vanessa's offer. "I'll pay you 25 dollars and a quarter not to kill me," Vanessa urged him. "Deal!" Dan responded because honestly, she was offering a whole quarter extra! His still ringing phone interrupted his memories of the moment. "Uh, hello Serena," Dan said. "How can I help you?" "You killed Vanessa, didn't you?" she responded. "Wait, Vanessa is dead?" Dan asked in confusion. "You didn't kill her?" Serena wondered, slightly angry that she had spent 25 dollars on Dan for nothing. "You promised me you would!" Dan shrugged even though she would not see him do it and told her, "No, I killed her Serena." This was all too convenient! Someone had done the job for him AND he got to keep the money! "When the cops come banging down on your door Dan, you better not tell them I paid you to do it," Serena threatened him. "Or so help me God, I will cancel your phone plan! I'm the one paying for it." "WHAT!? Not my phone!" Dan begged. "I won't say anything, but you still have to pay me to keep my mouth shut Serena. Let's be fair here. Not telling is hard work." "Fine," Serena grunted on the other end of the line. "2 dollars and that's my final offer!" Dan marveled at the idea. 2 dollars was a whole dollar more than what he had expected. He was such an evil genuis, he thought to himself as he hung up the phone. He had ripped Serena and Vanessa off for a total of $52.25. He was rich man. Heck! He could take Olivia out on a proper date now. With that thought in mind, he walked out the door only bump into none other than Olivia herself, hanging onto the arm of -gasp- Aaron Rose. What the fuck was he doing here and had he been involved in Vanessa's murder? He didn't care. He just wanted Olivia back. That compliment watch she had gotten him was the coolest thing ever!
Posted 10/26/2009 1:52:31 PM # -
great writing=)
Posted 10/26/2009 2:01:45 PM # -
"Aum, hey Dan." Olivia greeted Dan awkwardly. "Hey babe." He replied with a gentle kiss on her cheek. "Excuse me for asking, but who the fuck is he?" Ugh. Dan thought he was the king of the world now that he had some extra change.....AS IF. "Wow Dan. No need to be so hostile. This is Aaaron. He's....." Olivia stammered. "He's my new step-brother." Dan's mouth fell to the floor. Olivia could have sworn she saw a fly go in it. Wait, wasn't Aaron Blair's stepbrother? Dan thought. "The thing is," Olivia started to explain, "his dad divorced this Upper East Side socialite. I think she has a daughter. What was her name again? Doesn't matter. Anyway, how 'bout me, you and Aaron go for some hot cocoa?" Olivia asked non-chalantly. "Blair. Her name is Blair." Dan answered with a slight bitchy tone. The truth was, even though he pretended to hate her like poision, Dan had a major crush on Blair. It's so major last night he dreamt he and her were making love on the rooftop of NYU. It was so intense he had one huge...."Yeah, Blair." Olivia interupted his thoughts. "Wasn't she one of those people who wanted the toast thing last week?" she asked. "I guess. Anyway, didn't you hear? Vanessa aum..." Dan stumbled to find the right words. "She......got hit by Chuck and Blair's limo while they were doing it." Nice save. "Oh my god! Is she alright?" Olivia asked. "She's dead." Dan said awkwardly. Olivia couldn't contain her excitement. Vanessa died! Now she would get her own room! "Can we go get that hot cocoa now? I think we should celebrate...aum, I mean mourn Vanessa's death." Olivia quickly grabbed Dan and Aaron's hands and lead the way, an excited grin plastering her face.
Posted 10/26/2009 6:10:24 PM # -
GossipGirlismycr thanks for making my day this pretty stupid but well written it almost sound real.. it just made me happy... continue please!!!
Posted 10/27/2009 3:26:42 AM # -
Ha, this is the best thread ever. I laughed so hard my mom asked me what's wrong with me.
enunciiate, seriously, how the heck can you be so awesome? The way you wrote dan was hilarious. :D
"2 dollars and that's my final offer!" Dan marveled at the idea. 2 dollars was a whole dollar more than what he had expected. He was such an evil genuis, he thought to himself as he hung up the phone. He had ripped Serena and Vanessa off for a total of $52.25.
I love your writing! :D
Posted 10/27/2009 4:13:22 AM # -
Chuck lounged about in his suite, after a very good dream last night. He and Blair had done things he never thoguht possible and he needed her there. He was still angry at her ofcourse, that she betrayed him, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He called her late into the night, and her phone went straight to voicemail. 'that's odd' chuck thought. 'Blair's phone is NEVER on voicemail. What could she be doing late last night that was so important, she left her phone off?' he pondered, sipping his scotch. He vaguely reembered her stepping out with Vanessa just as she humiliated him. Some girlfriend.
Meanwhile back at the loft, Jenny was still bawling her eyes, shutting herself in her room, while Rufus was having a minor panc attack. He knew for a fact that if Vanessa was to be medically examined, they would find traces of his bodily fluid inside of her. 'sure the sex was great' he thought. 'we sneaked out into the gallery late last night, with Chardonay and Gold chocolate charged straight into my new wife's credit card. I had her moaning for hours'. Rufus had a pervy grin on his face, but he had to remind himself that Vanessa was now dead, and his "evidence" was all inside her. 'oh crap, oh crap, oh crap' he muttered thinking of ways he could possibly save himself.
Posted 10/27/2009 8:41:28 AM #
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Blair: You say I always bet against you. Not this time. I'm all in.
