Reply to PostWhy we need Jack Bass
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As the ship wars wage on I think we all need some light relief and I think Jack's quick with will provide that, looking forward to the next few episodes - would also LOVE a Jack Bass and Georgina scene , I have included some one liners to make us all smile !
Lawyer: Are you comfortable with this?Chuck: Curfew?Jack: None.Chuck: Girls sleeping over?Jack: Yes, please.Chuck: I'll allow it.Jack: Why would he leave Bass Industries to you, a teenager who can't his pecker in his pants for more than 24 hours.Chuck: At least I can keep it in service for more than five minutes.Chuck: I owe you a lot, Jack, you saved my life when I didn't want it to be saved.Jack: Well, you noticed that Thai waitress I was going to take home the other night had a penis, so we're even.Jack: Your dad was a nasty son-of-a-bitch, but I never thought for a second he'd actually gone O.J.Chuck: Thank you for using your evil powers for good this time.Jack: Ah, it was selfish really. I didn't want anyone else playing with my punching bag.Chuck: Dysfunction is kept in the family. It's true.Jack: Besides, what would I want with a company someone else owns half of. Or building in Brooklyn. Now, if you still had Blair things might be different.Chuck: On that note, I'm going to cut this reunion short and try to find her before the nice guy actually wins.Jack: I'm counting on you not to defile the Bass name and lose her to a family of titled circus performersJack: Can we just call the cops? I'm hungry. And all you seem to have are olives and hallucinogenic mushrooms.Russell: What the hell is going on?Chuck: Divine intervention. If you consider Satan divine.Jack: You did get in one good punch.Chuck: It was a long time coming.
Posted 2/9/2012 7:43:51 AM # -
I LOVE jack! Actually love him!!
Posted 2/9/2012 9:28:06 AM # -
Jack Bass is flawless. <3
Posted 2/9/2012 9:28:52 AM # -
uuugghh...i hate to say this but, I Love Jack..
Posted 2/9/2012 9:40:37 AM # -
yes bring sexy back to this show
TEAM UILF for the win !!!
Posted 2/9/2012 12:42:52 PM # -
I think of Dexter every time I see him <3
But you're absolutely right, this show is running light on comic relief. I mean, DB is pretty entertaining but they're embroiled in this shipping war :|
Posted 2/9/2012 9:44:53 PM # -
Ha it's been a while since we have had some light moments and I definitely think Jack will bring those - looking forward to the one liners
Posted 2/10/2012 3:49:43 AM #
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