(don't you dare think i don't remember that you were Gryffindor/Ravenclaw at first but then you changed.)
I was only a Ravenclaw first, not a Gryffinfor *shudder*
I'm still promoting Slytherin awesomeness here.
Both in Slytherin
A VERY POTTER MUSICAL <33333333333
DUMBLEDORE?!?! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the headmaster of Pigfarts. He's a lion. WHO CAN TALK. SO!! the rumors are true! Famous harry potter! My name is draco malfoy. I am... racist, i hate mudbloods, and gingers, i hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do you want to be my friend?
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in the school? That hermione granger. Do you know what I'd give her on a scale of 1-10 and one would be ugly and ten would be pretty. . . I'd give her an eight. . .8.5 or a nine. . . But not NOT over a 9.8 because there is always room for improvement. unlike me, im holding out for a 10... because im worth it I think I'm falling in love with Hermione Granger. You know, they don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturbe Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs Draco: It's so small....Lucius: It's 'cause your a F*CKING ELF!!!
Pigfarts Pigfarts here i come!
Daddy! You came to love me!
hey potter, hey potter, potter, potter, pot -what malfoy - i drew a picture of you... do you see whats happening to you in it, its you getting hit in the head with a quaffle.*laughts* dont you feel foolish! Look thats me, that one, thats me, and im in the background pointing and laughing at you, we're having a right good time arn’t we. pay special attention to the shading on your sweater, its, its rather good. Its actually quite good, its probably, its probably the best I’ve ever done! Actually can i have this back – wait no, i’m taking it!! what do you think of that potter, huh, iv stolen your favourite drawing, look what do you think of this *RIP!* :O NO, Goyle paste it. Now look what u've done potter, you wait till my father hears about this!!
The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of death eaters. And their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot... I STOWED away in my fathers fanny pack... So that I could stop them...
You can't just GO to Pigfarts, it's ON MARS. You NEED a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died... oh, look at this! Rocketship Potter... StarKid Potter... Mooonshoes Potter... traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
Just wait 'til my father hears about this. He'll say, "Draco, you goddamn little pouffer! Why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?" And then he will pull down my diaper, and scurve me for the mess I've left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries!malfoy, i know i have the lowest self esteem of anybody in this school, but...i think i can do better.- BROKE MY HEART when Hermione said that D:
OMG that was so much work.
FUCKING LOVE AVPM.
Draco PWNS all in that musical.
OHMYBORGY, SHE IS MY HERO.
I LOVE HER.
She made that musical, I mean sure, it was hilarous, but every line she said cracked me up.
'Go home, you terrorist!"
AND OMFB, THE DRAWINGS.
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