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Amygirl

Matt: You bought paint? How can you afford that, what about the bills?

Caroline: Who cares about the bills? Paint doesn't cost THAT much...

Matt: Who cares about the bills? THE BILLS? I can't do this anymore. 

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10980 posts
Floralovesgurlplz

Oh my gosh Carina (the spoiler lady) read the first post of this thread thanks to Glenna sending it. lmfao

@xxviolentkisxx I tend to disregard anything that begins "Hey guyz."

 

LOL.

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rofl Ausiello has more credibility than that pudding pop lover, Why do fatties always have to associate everything with food. Plec had started a cult on twitter

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2548 posts
Redoktober

LOL. I doubt she had the mental capacity to understand half of what i wrote.

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436 posts
Nawtyangel

OMW.. I read the first 10pages of this thread- it is hilarious. Great analysis of Matt...

Is Carina a Matt fangirl?

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from the things she tweeted to me, I am very disappointed tv recappers like her exist

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Nawtyangel

I doubt she had the mental capacity to understand half of what i wrote^^shes got no sense of humour

i followed u on twitter @Mrs Niklaus

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thank u love what's your twitter name?

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Luana

Matt's Diary Reloaded

Dear diary,

Since my last entry here I did good and also bad...

The good things...I paid bills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I no longer go by the name of Matt but Matt Hard Bottom..hehe love the nickname,I dont wear this anymore..

I bought clothes...and a tux OMFG OMFG

<-- No longer poor me ♥♥♥

I even have a phone now!!!yeyyyy (proof)

I use it 2 talk 2 my dead sister and my customers lulsyyy ...I dated all the undead and alive men in MF and it was so...exciting hahaha.

Now the bad things:Katherine found me with Stefan an kicked my ass..here's the proof:

(Elena took care of me now that she doesnt like Stef anymore but if she knew of me and Damon I would have been dead and buried)

I slept with Caroline when we were drunk...I dont do gurlz and had a breakdown..

Well I'll be ok..xoxo Matt Hard Bottom

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Floralovesgurlplz
Lmfao red you are cray
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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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