Cap't Cardboard the TOOL
Matt: You bought paint? How can you afford that, what about the bills?
Caroline: Who cares about the bills? Paint doesn't cost THAT much...
Matt: Who cares about the bills? THE BILLS? I can't do this anymore.Posted 1/3/2012 9:18:39 PM #
rofl Ausiello has more credibility than that pudding pop lover, Why do fatties always have to associate everything with food. Plec had started a cult on twitterPosted 3/10/2012 4:43:11 AM #
LOL. I doubt she had the mental capacity to understand half of what i wrote.Posted 3/11/2012 7:28:37 PM #
OMW.. I read the first 10pages of this thread- it is hilarious. Great analysis of Matt...
Is Carina a Matt fangirl?Posted 3/12/2012 7:12:17 AM #
from the things she tweeted to me, I am very disappointed tv recappers like her existPosted 3/12/2012 7:44:19 AM #
I doubt she had the mental capacity to understand half of what i wrote^^shes got no sense of humour
i followed u on twitter @Mrs NiklausPosted 3/12/2012 8:34:01 AM #
thank u love what's your twitter name?Posted 3/13/2012 3:58:23 AM #
Matt's Diary Reloaded
Since my last entry here I did good and also bad...
The good things...I paid bills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I no longer go by the name of Matt but Matt Hard Bottom..hehe love the nickname,I dont wear this anymore..
I bought clothes...and a tux OMFG OMFG
<-- No longer poor me ♥♥♥
I even have a phone now!!!yeyyyy (proof)
I use it 2 talk 2 my dead sister and my customers lulsyyy ...I dated all the undead and alive men in MF and it was so...exciting hahaha.
Now the bad things:Katherine found me with Stefan an kicked my ass..here's the proof:
(Elena took care of me now that she doesnt like Stef anymore but if she knew of me and Damon I would have been dead and buried)
I slept with Caroline when we were drunk...I dont do gurlz and had a breakdown..
Well I'll be ok..xoxo Matt Hard BottomPosted 3/13/2012 7:55:16 AM #
Lmfao red you are crayPosted 9/17/2012 1:51:26 AM #