Miss Cardboard Sue "appreciation" thread.
- Once upon a time in a quiet town of Mystic Falls, which actually had litteral falls there, lived a girl named Elena, she dated a completely lame guy till she got it on with an overly emotional vampire and remained unrelevant even so now.
- A girl then decided she wants to die:
- And thanks to that brave decision, we got the only scene of Rose worth mentioning, as she wrote herself into history of TVD as the only sensible character having this reaction to Elena shennanigans:
- Then Miss Cardboard Decided she will die but won't die now and hired the show's one and only deus ex machina plot device:
- Yes, the thread dedicated to our only local personality-less sociopath, Elena Gilbert, also known as:
- Cardboard Sue.
- Miss Cardboard.
- Blankslate Gilbert
- Miss Blankslate Sue.
- SO. What do we know about Elena ?
- Once upon a time there was actually interesting and kickass female, named Katherine. Elena?
- Miss Cardboard has a very distinct smell of personality around her...sadly no personality itself...
- She has the prospects of education fitting her looks and personality:
- Loves doing some of the most stupid decisions on earth possible:
- And has a strange superpower to make everyone agree and love her and to make even most awesome characters dull:
- Casual tv viewer's reaction to the fact that Elena is lead character:
Posted 8/14/2011 7:33:24 AM #
- Usual conversation of viewers during Elena's scenes on TVD
epic just epicPosted 8/14/2011 9:26:05 AM #
I feel offended because she has my name.Posted 8/14/2011 9:40:30 AM #
NO!NO! THIS SHOULD STOP!!!!! WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS TVD NOT TO MAKE THREADS THAT BASH CHARACTERS!! PLEASE LET'S BE MORE MATURE!! The Matt thread needs to die tooPosted 8/14/2011 9:53:11 AM #
@ pink not trying to be rude or anything, but you have started at least 10 stefan hate threads :pPosted 8/14/2011 9:58:49 AM #
Do you people think that a spawn of Mr.Cardboard and Miss.Cardboard would be the most evil and boring and bland creature on earth? :PPosted 8/14/2011 9:59:19 AM #
@Bella I was just discussing some of his actions not hating! There's a difference.Posted 8/14/2011 10:12:40 AM #
and this discusses some of elena's actions, not hate :P
Its just that elena has no GOOD actions :PPosted 8/14/2011 10:16:57 AM #
I'm loving this thread! good job op this sums up her bland ass perfectlyPosted 8/14/2011 12:08:44 PM #
we dont want a cardboard brady brunch, that will be the most booooooooring show.
@pink so what's your take about making stefan hate threads? Are they mature too? Kinda of a double standard is it when it comes to you?Posted 8/14/2011 12:26:29 PM #