MOST UNBELIEVABLE quotes of TVD
they meet in a bar, or dark street or another cliche situation, cue flirty banter, cue heated eye-sex, cue dirty thoughts - and all the while we’re just flitting through it wondering when the clothes are coming off and the rubbing is starting.
And when it finally happens and you prepare yourself to read some mind-blowing klaroline smut, some word or phrase or event happens that makes you wish you had just gone to bed early, or god forbid even get some work done.
JUST KILL ME NOW.
I AM DEAD.
Who are they?!11
To put it simply - its cock, penis, dick; it is not - his tool of pleasure, his vibrating rod, his joystick, his steel rod, or some other horrendous method of referring to the poor man’s penis. We understand that some might not be comfortable using cock, penis or dick - and in such circumstances, length or manhood are acceptable and very widely used as well. But please, stick to these and spare us? Then there is the wonderful phrases created for the female genetalia. Again, to put it simply - its core, centre, cunt, pussy; it is not - her secret garden, her enchanted forest, her magical entrance, her sweet fruit or her throbbing innocence. No please, we beg of you, stick to the simple ones and don’t destroy your smut scenes by adding such words to it - it completely deters your point of a sex scene, because we swear it only makes us laugh and close the tab.
This is my fave part by far.I honestly cant see anything past it.*enchanted forest,*magical entrance!!ROFLMFAO!! DEAD
Lets face it, a part of Klaus Mikaelson’s undeniable charm is his impressive vocabulary. He’s single handedly made ‘I fancy you’ a thing outside of the UK, which is oh so cool. Or who still describes a girl as looking ‘ravishing’ in a dress anymore? Not a lot of people. That being said, please lets not butcher Klaus by making him use our modern lingo. Because quite frankly, Klaus saying words like ‘Yup/Imma/Dope/Booty/Whatever/Dunno/Cool/Awesome’ etc is just wrong. Close your eyes and imagine Klaus saying booty or yup and try not to cringe. Just try.
I srsly need an oxygen mask to breathe.chocking.
HER MAGICAL ENTRANCE! lol dear god. I just can't. If i read shit like that I'd be all :S, like which one they talkin bout???
because we swear it only makes us laugh and close the tab.THIS IS ME. BUT REALLY, I close the tab even when I see 'cunt' or pussy, AIR LOL.
Is it weird that I feel like I was cloned or had a twin seperated at birth who made this blog
nother is the use of the word ‘baby’ - really? seriously? Klaus calling Caroline ‘baby’? Klaus LETTING Caroline call him ‘baby’? Uhm how about no and have you lost your mind? We get that Klaus might love Caroline, but that didn’t change him into a puppy puking fairy overnight. He is the still the ruthless man who will rip your head off without blinking an eye, and do you really see him being referred to as ‘baby’?
I love this blog.i wanna marry and have babies with this blog.this is how much i love this blog!!!love it!! <333333
Klaus saying words like ‘Yup/Imma/Dope/Booty/Whatever/Dunno/Cool/Awesome’ etc is just wrong. Close your eyes and imagine Klaus saying booty or yup and try not to cringe. Just try.I read a drabble two days ago that was actually getting pretty good, until he said "Miss Forbes, get your fine ass in this car"