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Ted and Marshall get into a fight over who gets the apartment when Marshall and Lily get married. When the two try to settle it with a sword fight, Lily accidentally gets stabbed.
Charlie convinces Jake to take ballet lessons in order to score a date with the hot teacher.
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job writing for the New Yorker. When he admits he never graduated from college, he's fired, and goes back to school.
Derek and Addison, whose personal relationship is already strained, must cope with additional professional stress when two of their close...
Lynette arranges weekly play dates for the kids so she can have alone time with Tom, but learn a secret about the other couple; Bree accepts George's marriage proposal; Susan and Karl sleep together after he breaks up with Edie.
Brooke makes a "Fantasy Boy Draft," after all of the cheerleaders are fighting over the same guys. Haley and Peyton continue to argue ov...
Michael and Jan try to woo a new client over a meal at Chili's, and Jan is surprised at Michael's salesmanship. Bback at the office, Jim...
Ted goes to a matchmaker whose computer program only returns woman who have already been matched. Lily and Marshall discover a Cockamouse, a combination of a cockroach and mouse, in their apartment.
Charlie wakes up next to Rose after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), tries to find out Charlie's intention. Things get awkward when Charlie's mother shows up.
Gob tries to trick Japanese investors by creating a "Tiny Tony;" Tobias mistakes a CIA agent for a talent agent from CAA.