Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd: Hell no. (Everyone gasps) Maude: What did you say? Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables. Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight. (Todd runs to his room crying) Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him? Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow