Charlie helps catch Berta up on all the events that happened the the previous day... such as Rose and Alan going on a double date with him and Chelsea. Wait... what?
Chelsea is very shocked when she borrows Charlie's phone and discovers some nude pictures on there. Good old Berta is always there for support... or to laugh at his misfortune.
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together. Charlie: Thanks. Woman: Your wife must be proud. Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married. Woman: Too bad. Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog