Jake Wakes Up Charlie

Jake keeps trying to wake up Charlie to convince him to let Jake use his permit and go for a drive in Charlie's $80,000 Mercedes. Not gonna happen.
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Chelsea Convinces Charlie

Chelsea manages to use her powers as a woman to convince Charlie to let Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, move into the house.
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Whipped by the Third Generation

Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
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Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
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Charlie and Eddie Van Halen

Charlie learns from Eddie Van Halen, in a fantastic cameo, that the artist always brings a guitar into the bathroom in case he gets inspired. What's not explained is how his electric guitar produced such an awesome riff without an amp.
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Charlie and Friend Help Mia

Charlie and his studio friend, played by MadTV alumn Will Sasso, help Mia and her absolutely horrible voice record an album. Hey, anything to get in a woman's pants.
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Chelsea Meets Mia

Out with the old, in the with the new, as Charlie introduces his new fiancee, Chelsea, to his old, Mia.
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Charlie Helps Mia Sing

Charlie tries to help his ex-fiancee, Mia, start her singing career by lending his piano and musical contacts to her. Don't worry, Chelsea approves.
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Charlie Wanders In

Charlie wanders into Judith's room while looking for the drugged up Herb. Of course, Judith makes Charlie be her breathing coach.
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Checking in Judith

Who else would a pregnant Judith arrive the hospital besides her husband, Herb, her ex-husband, Alan, and her ex-brother-in-law, Charlie. Makes sense to us!
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Charlie Coaches Judith

Due to a bizarre twist of fate, Charlie ends up being Judith's breathing coach while she delivers a baby that might be Alan's.
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Charlie and Alan Fight

As Charlie attempts to destroy Alan's creepy ventriloquist doll, Charlie and Alan end up wrestling.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog