Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume? Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position. Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher? Charlie: Substitute janitor.
Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place. Mac: How you gonna do that? Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right? Mac: Yeah. Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do. Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor. Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.