House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite. Jill: Like a tapeworm or something? House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down. Jill: Can you do anything about it? House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states. Jill: Illegal? House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites... Jill: Playdates... House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.