Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
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Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
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Would you trust this man? Cartman makes his latest business pitch here via a TV show.
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Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.