Pete: So, first you thought he was illiterate and now you think he's lazy? Liz, you are racist. Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama.
Liz: I hate going up to Donaghy's office even for something normal. I always feel like I'm entering the Death Star. I swear if Donaghy does this [does Darth Vader force strangle] at me, I'll run. Pete: You'll be fine, Captain Needa. Liz: No, Captain Needa dies. He dies!