Did Principal Skinner make a mistake when he offered his prized student a ride on a submarine. "Yellow Subterfuge" is the seventh episode of the show's 25th season.
A picture of Principal W. Seymour Skinner in all his glory saluting. Poor skinner is a vietnam vet and tries so hard to be a good man, but succumbs to the will of his mother and Bart Simpson.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.