Ryan's company has nine days before bankruptcy. How will he fix this problem? He won't.
How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak) is one of many hilarious characters on NBC's The Office. Just don't put the guy in charge. He has a thing for fraud and cocaine.
Ryan Howard is a character on The Office who starts out as a temp and ends up being a corporate boss.

The Office Quotes

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...

Michael: I love you, Jan.
Jan: Okay.