Ryan's company has nine days before bankruptcy. How will he fix this problem? He won't.
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How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
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Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak) is one of many hilarious characters on NBC's The Office. Just don't put the guy in charge. He has a thing for fraud and cocaine.
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Ryan Howard is a character on The Office who starts out as a temp and ends up being a corporate boss.
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The Office Quotes

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael