Ryan's company has nine days before bankruptcy. How will he fix this problem? He won't.
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How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
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Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak) is one of many hilarious characters on NBC's The Office. Just don't put the guy in charge. He has a thing for fraud and cocaine.
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Ryan Howard is a character on The Office who starts out as a temp and ends up being a corporate boss.
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The Office Quotes

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...

Michael: I love you, Jan.
Jan: Okay.