Lana and Archer Airboat Ride

A picture of Lana and Archer enjoying an awesome and ass-kicking airboat ride.
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Sexy Ninjas Picture

Archer is forced to face two sexy ninjas in the upcoming episode, "Tragical History."
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Stage Two Picture

Sterling goes in for a breast cancer screening when Malory thinks she has cancer.
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Archer Rampage!

Archer goes on a rampage after he learns the chemotherapy medicine he was taking was fake. Too bad he took the real stuff before the rampage.
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Archer Plays Cards

Gambling may not have been one of Archer's vices prior to this episode, but Sterling makes sure he changes that.
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Archer as Hitler

Little Sterling Archer was dressed as Hitler for Halloween. No, he has no idea why either.
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White Nights Picture

A picture of Barry and Archer running from the Ruskies in "White Nights."
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Katya Kazanova Picture

A picture of Archer and Katya Kazanova from the Archer season two finale, "Double Trouble."
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Archer on Vacation

Archer heads out on vacation trying to forget the loss of his fiance. Whatever her name was.
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Archer Intramural Lacrosse

Leave it to Archer to bring Intramural Lacrosse to the pirates. You would think that would be a major morale booster.
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Ray's Eye Patch

A picture of Archer alongside Ray and his brand new eye patch. Poor, hilarious guy.
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Sterling Archer Picture

A picture of Sterling Archer in his signature black turtleneck. Notice the shuriken stuck in his shoulder?
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Archer Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer