Ted reads to Tracy in this scene from the How I Met Your Mother finale. She would not survive.
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This callback to the How I Met Your Mother pilot was not how fans were hoping the finale would end.
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Yup, Ted and Robin. These two ended up together on How I Met Your Mother.
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Ted meets Blah Blah (real name Carol, but Ted can't remember it) while playing World of Warcraft but she ordered him to tell his friends they met in a cooking class instead. It didn't take long for Ted to figure out she was on the wrong end of the Hot Crazy Scale. Eventually Lily hears Blah Blah ended up at the psych ward at Bellevue.
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Ted thought she was the perfect girl and was completely clueless as to why his friends hated her. But as soon as they told him, he couldn't drown out the sound. Cathy talked too much. He soon dumped her and when they met much later she's married to a man who's deaf.
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Victoria and Ted's history was tumultuous. First he had to track down the mysterious Buttercup, then they broke up when Ted almost slept with Robin. Years later she was a runaway bride who asked Ted to deliver the Dear John letter but they called it quits for good when she told Ted he had to promise never to see Robin again. That's just wasn't going to happen.
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Finally, Ted has found the woman he's searched for all his life. It's cuddle time.
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It looks like Robin and Ted meet up years later. We wonder what this is all about.
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HIMYM Quotes

Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...
Ted: It was never your truck.
Barney: if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
Ted: It was a rental.
Barney: Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. (they all laugh) Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squeeler." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boney." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted