Sam: Do I have to go to Hell now? Devil: Now? No, no, no, not now. You're gonna work for me now in the Earthly Realm. Sam: You mean, like, kill people? Devil: Wow. You're a real pessimist. Of course you won't be murdering anyone. You're just going to bring escaped souls back to Hell. You know, like a bounty hunter. That's cool, right?
Sam: Wait a minute, so people can break out of Hell? Devil: Yeah. That's a problem we've been having lately, what with overcrowding and so forth. Honestly, we were underprepared for the influx. I blame myself. But that's not your problem. All you have to do is track down fugitives and haul their asses over to a portal to Hell. Easy. Sam: What do you mean by portal? Devil: Well, any place that seems like Hell on Earth, is Hell on Earth, you know? The DMV on Union Street? Yeah, drop off a fugitive, renew your license. I'm all about the perks. Sam: Oh, my God. Devil: Hey, kiddo, it's okay. I've seen how this all ends. Don't worry, God wins