Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men

Walden is worried that Alan's breakup will affect the adoption on Two and a Half Men. "Too Whom the Booty Calls" is the 11th episode of the show's 12th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Who Will Walden Choose?

Will Walden choose Rose or Zoey on this episode of Two and a Half Men? "Ferrets, Attack!" is the sixth installment of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan and Walden at the Bar

Alan and Walden share a drink in this scene from "I Changed My Mind About the Milk." It's the season premiere of Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Walden's Decision

Will Walden decide that it's time to come clean with Kate on Two and a Half Men. "Grab a Feather and Get in Line" is the 13th episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Walden's Guest

When an old friend's daughter visits, Walden starts to feel his age on Two and a Half Men. "You Know What the Lollipop's For" is the fourth episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brit Morgan on Two and a Half Men

Walden meets a very pretty girl at the bar in this scene. She's played by Brit Morgan.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan and Walden

Walden and Alan react to a crisis in this still. They spot the former's ex with a new man.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fighting for Walden

Victory is theirs? Alan and Walden work together on the first episode of 2012 to keep the latter in control of his company.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Walden & Rose's Date

Walden and Rose start dating on Two and a Half Men. "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam" is the fifth episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael Bolton on Two and a Half Men

Michael Bolton makes an appearance on the Two and a Half Men Season 10 premiere. He gives Walden a hand.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan & Walden At Home

Walden greets Alan when he returns home from the hospital on Two and a Half Men. "The Straw in My Donut Hole" is the 23rd installment of the 9th season and the show's 200th episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

An Escape - Two and a Half Men

Walden finds an escape from Alan by joining a group for adoptive fathers on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog