(Comic Book Guy is destroying Coolsville.) Art Spiegelman: Oh, no! The store's in trouble! Alan Moore: League of Extraordinary Freelancers, activate! (Art Spiegelman puts on a Maus mask.) Art Spiegelman: Maus is in the house!
(Homer explaining his surgery to Bart and Lisa) Homer: Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure so he can be more attractive to your mother. Bart: You had your hot dog plumped? Homer: No! I had my stomach stapled!