Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management. Charlie: That's why I did it. Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get? Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief. Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair... Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad? Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.