Abbud: No, dude. It's a Muslim rehab. I'll probably have to get a beard, and that's a problem because it only grows under my ears. And I'll never get to see Daisy's breasts again. I don't care how many virgins are waiting for me. It's like way bad. Chris: Virgins? What do you have to do to qualify? Abbud: Die. Chris: Seems a little out there.