(at the dinner table) Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal and beseat you to ignite some spark of compassion in my cold hearted daughter-in-law, that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive. Gloria Permalink: Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared me... Added: February 23, 2010
(at the dinner table) Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal and beseat you to ignite some spark of compassion in my cold hearted daughter-in-law, that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive.
(looking in a mirror) I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit. Gabrielle Permalink: I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit. Added: February 23, 2010
(looking in a mirror) I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit.