Reverend Lovejoy: Ned, Maude, what brings you here? Ned: Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers! Homer: Oh, lucky you don't keep guns in the house. Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, why are you here? Homer: Oh, because I got drunk and looked down her dress!
Lovejoy: Come on Homer what are her faults? Homer: Well sometimes she can be annoying! Marge: Oh Homer. Lovejoy: Now Marge, don't interrupt, you'll get your turn. Homer: I'm done. Lovejoy: Okay, Marge. Marge: Well its not that I don't love the guy, I'm always sticking up for him, it's just that he's so self-centered. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays. He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and low lifes. Homer: Oh it's true! Lovejoy: Homer don't interrupt. Marge: He blows his nose on the towels and then puts them back in the middle! Homer: I only did that a couple of times!