Cartman: You guys! You guys! Oh my god! Oh my god, you guys! Kyle: What, doughboy? Cartman: I was... (catches breath) I was just watching the TV and they had this commercial. Stan: So? Cartman: So... Guess what they're gonna say tonight on that show "Cop Drama"? Kyle: What? Cartman: No, c'mon, guess! They're gonna say something that's never been said on television! Stan: What? Cartman: Guess. Kyle: Goddamit, Cartman! What are they gonna say on "Cop Drama"? Cartman: Okay, you ready? Tonight...on "Cop Drama"...on TV,...they're gonna say... (looks to the left and right) "shit".