Barney: Lottery girl's on. Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die. Barney: Check it out, I made a little game. Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19, Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine. Lotto Girl: 53, Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine. Lotto Girl: 22, Barney: Age you claim you are. Lotto Girl: 31, Barney: Age you actually are. Lotto Girl: 45, Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi. Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is... Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
Lily: Doctor X, you're still bragging about Doctor X? Robin: Who's Doctor X? Ted: Nobody knows. He was this genious mystery DJ. Marshall: It was Ted. Ted: His identity remains a mystery to this day. Lily: It was Ted. Ted: But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio. Marshall: It was Ted. Lily: And your show sucked