(Picking out a Tuxedo for Bart. He doesn't look pleased with his puffy shirt tuxedo.) Bart: (frowning) Isn't this shirt kinda gay? Clerk: Last time I checked, pirates weren't gay. Homer: Eww, how'd you check?
Marge: (to waiters) Put down two basket's of bread, but only one plate of butter. That will stimulate conversation. Homer: What if we....? Marge: (growls) There is no we in Wedding! Homer: But there is Marge, the first two letters.