Moe: (answers phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. (Homer gestures "no") Moe: Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?" Marge: Those are two different people! Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up)
Moe: You gotta make me shorter, Doc. Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean? Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe. Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation. (Cut to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe) Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman. Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman. Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy. (A shortened Mr. Largo walks in) Mr. Largo: (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!