Woman: Hi! Can I buy you a drink? Turk: No, I'm good. Thank you. J.D.: You see that? You see that right there? That has never happened to me - a hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. Apple-tini please - easy on the tini. Bartender: No problem, lady.
J.D.: Man! Ever since college, you always make everything seem so easy. No matter where you are, you always fit in. I dunno, I guess, I thought with this surgery elective, it might be nice not to feel like a total dork for once. Turk: J.D., look at me. You are a dork. J.D.: Not all the time! Turk: Every second, since the moment I met you.